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The biggest fail of my life

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(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

That got a RL giggle from me:)
And for all the bash/bbq people. I just spent another six hours on the garden.

Last pic I took and the last time I did anything with it.

and now

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

you know what this garden needs?
beer!
edit: wow you have been a busy riverghost, clearly you need beer!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

There shall be much of that,
ANd a brand new BBQ as well:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

wow, its like the ultimate garden!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

The ultimate garden is a beer garden
FACT
( Peregrin ., Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Bee gardens should have swings in.,
Sexy results guaranteed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

We have a bumble bee nest:D

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Free honey for everyone! Yay Mayor Bee! Mayor Bee!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

bumblebees and booze are an amazing mix!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

BEES, BOOZE AND BOOBS.
That'd make an awesome song. Preferably by Scissorfight.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

Fucking A
Nice choice.


Or Seasick Steve.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

NEW HAMPSHIRE'S ALRIIIGHT, IF YOOOU LIKE FIIIIIIGHTING!

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

:D
Scissorfight make me feel like some big bastard man cowboy. Excellent music to chat girls up to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

I've never seen girls AND Scissorfight together :(

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Girls go well with Scissorfight.
*gestures at self*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

So, just the one girl so far then?

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

It's a start.
Also: not sure if you're interested but apparently NIN have released another new album for free download online- theslip.nin.com
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

Ah, tah, cutey.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

Ttssattsrbunny Is WELCOME
Right I'm going to go and wash my hair and go out. BYE!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

SMELL YOU!

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Bumblebooze!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Sexy times!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

I'll buy some cider from the offie before turning up :)

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

Spiffy.
I'm excited and I'm not even going.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

I'm fucking knackered
I just put down 1020 litres of woodchip. I carried it one by one from Homebast about one kay away!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

mentalist

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

THAT's commitment!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

That's very impressive.
I should employ you to tidy my room.
(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

^this, and hop to it, its a fucking tip in here!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

^this,
I can't even remember what colour the floor is I haven't seen it in so long.
(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

my floor used to be cream now its largely stained irn bru coloured :)

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

Nice filter

( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

No filter
Different weather:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

Nice!
Have you planted grass to make a lawn, or are you keeping it like that so you can turn it to mud with a hose and have naked mud wrestling?

*edit* Ohhhh... woodchip. How disappointing.
( Peregrin ., Mon 5 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

It need to be low maintainence.
You find time to mow a lawn whe you work 100 plus a week!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:13, archived)

I don't want to cause a problem here
but is your BBQ made of wood?
( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Of course it's made of wood
how else is it going to ignite?

huh?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

I am very much looking forward to this

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

cor
looks nice
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

coming along leaps and bounds
its starting to look real good
id sign up but you are in the last place on earth that needs another pissed up aussie
:)
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

RG's place always should have at least one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Ohhhhh
Can't wait!
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

CORR.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

I love that
the second picture has more added sunshine too:)
(MissBallunatic loves cupcakes, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

Needs more rubbish.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Mon 5 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Haha!
Great this is.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hehehe
He's fucked his little finger by the looks of it too
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 5 May 2008, 16:04, archived)