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(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

pffft
re: your sig, yes, but not very often
( mictoboy, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

Then you are a very lucky man
PS I still laff at the 50ft Wogan....
(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

lucky?
also, ta :)
( mictoboy, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

You must be getting it often

(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

...or i masturbate in other locales
after all, if i try and use the internet in the shower, it tends to break
( mictoboy, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

As an incidental,
while you're being flattered, everybody loves the t-shirt.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 5 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Men don't masturbate because they're not getting sex.
Men masturbate because they enjoy wanking.

One doesn't stop eating chicken just because steak is available.
( NobbyNobody, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

I like steak

( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

and never, ever in the bath

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

good heavens no

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

big mistake
i'm told.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Goes all kind of plasticky, if I remember.
Either that or my ex= Bishop.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

so i'm told
sorry i wandered off to watch the blessed on youtube and now i'm buggering off althogether.

i'll catch up on the ailment that inflicted you the other day, when we no doubt cross paths in the morning.
nite nite all.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Night sir

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

It looks like a nebula
is foamy space.
( NobbyNobody, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Eeeenterestink.
Whilst I was in the bath today a wasp came in. I acted like an allergic 9 year old.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

*loves walking in in the middle of a conversation*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

*loves the smell of queef in the morning*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

*googles*
O_O
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

It's a quote...
Rip Torn, Dodgeball
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

i don't have baths
i'd rather have a shower and then relax on the sofa
( mictoboy, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

the last flat I lived in that even had a bathtab
 
you wouldn't even have wanted to take a bath in.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

my bathtub is like that
I really need to clean it one of these days.
( Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I once took a shower in a council house
I prayed the water would flush away -
alas i had to fish someone elses
matted soapy pubes oh and of course broken glass -
i nearly puked on myself!!!
(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

I really wish I weren't eating right now.

( Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

who washes themselves with glass

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

ha!
she's giving his thomas a hardy...
( enceladus, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

hoho

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:46, archived)