...or i masturbate in other locales
after all, if i try and use the internet in the shower, it tends to break
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mictoboy, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:37,
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As an incidental,
while you're being flattered, everybody loves the t-shirt.
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Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 5 May 2008, 23:09,
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Men don't masturbate because they're not getting sex.
Men masturbate because they enjoy wanking.
One doesn't stop eating chicken just because steak is available.
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NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13,
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