the last flat I lived in that even had a bathtab
 
you wouldn't even have wanted to take a bath in.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

my bathtub is like that
I really need to clean it one of these days.
( Shiksa prawn biryani, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I once took a shower in a council house
I prayed the water would flush away -
alas i had to fish someone elses
matted soapy pubes oh and of course broken glass -
i nearly puked on myself!!!
(Amanda Votchkiss Bipedal and PROUD!, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

I really wish I weren't eating right now.

( Shiksa prawn biryani, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

who washes themselves with glass

( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:23, archived)