I once took a shower in a council house
I prayed the water would flush away -
alas i had to fish someone elses
matted soapy pubes oh and of course broken glass -
i nearly puked on myself!!!
(Amanda Votchkiss Bipedal and PROUD!, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

I really wish I weren't eating right now.

( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

who washes themselves with glass

( epiphany Pandas on smack, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:23, archived)