Any excuse

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

phwoar
0_0
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

She needs to wear a slightly less tight t shirt.
Either that or I need to be more distracted by breasts.

NING MINKLES
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

'ning m'darlin'
still no sign of baby yet
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Bloody hell.
How's she holding up?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

she's surprisingly chipper
she seems to have gone into nesting mode, the house has never been so clean
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Are you allowed to put anything down?
After I've tidied I'm militant. Stomping into the living room, proferring item at manwife shouting 'WHERE DID I FIND THIS AND WHERE DOES IT GO?'
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahaha
she's not quite that bad.
though she did have a rant at mike this morning cos his shoes were slightly muddy
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

God knows what I'll be like when nesting.
I assume nobody will be allowed in the house but me (and even then I'm not allowed to push it or I'll sling myself out).
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

I can picture the scene
*you facing left*
right you out!
*you facing right*
WHAT? What did i do?
*you facing left*
The remote control is not perpendicular to the tv guide!
*you trudging out the door*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

In all fairness nesting might do me good
I'm the messiest person in the world otherwise. Not dirty mess, not leaving food in places like a teenager or anything, just the whole 'wanton abandonment of clothing around bedroom' thing.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

*only sees the words "wanton, abandoment and bedroom"*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Alright
also wanton abandonment of toiletries round the bathroom.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

*only sees the words "wanton" and "clothing"*
*thinks about making oriental soup with dirty pants*
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

What is it with you and pants eating?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

I don't know
I'm just in a Capt pant eating kind of mood.

In this case, since it's a starter, I would just use your pants as stock.

Edit: my point is, I'm not actually eating them until the main course.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Well I'm not wearing them for longer than usual.
Not unless you pay loads extra.

And even then I'm not pushing it.

edit: Oh I see. Well, my point still stands.

What's for dessert?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

that's fine
I'm aiming for a delicate flavour to start with.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

An epicure you are, sir.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

t shirt?
Oh right, I see it now.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

*buys a very small shirt for the Capt*
WEAR IT!
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Alrighty, and what with it?
OH I SEE.

Not even pants?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

no
pants over my face like a lovely musky mask.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Say 'ah'

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

"ah"

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

*stuffs*
Nothing nicer than a man gagged with knickers.

Now get in the cupboard.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

*swallows*
"ah"
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

But.... but....
They were NEW.

I've got no others on me. You can eat the bra if you want, but I'd imagine that would be a bit uncomfortable.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

and extremely filling

=D
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahaha
booooooooobies
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Yeah, my bra's made out of lasagne sheets
ARMOURED (but not very well) BRA
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

READY THE BECHEMEL!

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Best warcry EVER

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

The bolognaise wars
were amazing.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I haven't had a bolognese in AGES.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I go through periods of having it far too often
and then none for weeks.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm Italian, so my blood is about 40% bolognese sauce anyway.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Unless you're going to bleed onto some fresh pasta for me
that doesn't help.

Anyway, bye bye.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

HaHa
I love them that..


( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

i'm trying to get her to ask
what's a girl to do?

but am not smart enough
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

she looks really pissed off
if you kep her on screen and dont ask anything
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

Too right...
It took ages for her to turn and get the pubes off her shoulder.
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

large breasted woman has large breasts
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

SHOCKER

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

UNBELIEVABLE!

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Lawks A Lordy!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

how absolutely sexist
you digust me to the hilt.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

would
but I'm couldn't pull someone with grapes, let alone melons.
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

I prefer grapes to melons.
Melon isn't bad, but it's a bit crap. Grapes are LOVELY.

Edit: oh I see.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

I'll take anything

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I didn't realise we were talking about tits.
In that case I'll have to go for mangoes then. Bit on the big side but not frightening.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

I still can't obtain them...
I'd go for Brussels sprout shaped tits. As for size, no more than a handful, bit wasteful otherwise.
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)