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( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Hahaha!
Just bumped into a mate this morning. She had to cut off someone at the bar she worked as as he was too pissed so he tried to smash a bottle over her head. Hard man! Trying to bottle a petite 4' 8" girl!
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

4' 8" can still be dangerous, especially on various 'substances'

One of them tried to clock me with a cue ball.
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Well if you will give them step ladders!

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

i didn't!!! honest...she stumbled over to our pool table. Cried a lot.
Went back to her mates. Then had a dummy spit came back again swiped our balls (off the pool table), grabed the white and as I was giving her directions to leave, lobbed it in my general direction. Lucky (for both of us) it didn't connect...
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

That's a prime example of why men not being allowed to hit girls first is a pile of bollocks.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

not really I didn't have a clue what was going one untill a lump was hurtling towards me
well to lumps actually, my mate was getting in position to stop my rampage if it connected...

I feel kinda sorry for some poeple on drugs, they might be quite nice otherwise. but then the other bit of me thinks they're fuckwits...
(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Pissheads are generally cunts.
I don't know anyone who isn't either annoying or aggressive when really smashed.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'm frightfully witty and charming
when drunk
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

When drunk
but what about when you're past that stage?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

He's like a zombie heading towards the kebab shop:P

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

aaaaah don't eat me I'm innocent!!!

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

My local kebab shop has shut...
I now have no take away options on the way home...
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Yeah aparantly he was quite a large built buildertype.
By the time he left the pub he had become barstaff and customers punching bag:D
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

Yeah, not the best way to get a crowd to like you.
My parents met in the pub they both worked in- my mum was managing and my dad was the cellarman. She's tiny, he's massive, and very protective. I think he beat the shite out of a couple of lads who tried it on with her.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Why it it
Very big guys end up gongi out with very small girlies?
My ex was 14" shorter than I am:p
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Well speaking from down here
5ft10 and above is really what I go for as I like to feel protected. Possibly because I don't really need to be.


But then girlies I like to be short. Short and curvaceous.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Yeah and I think tall guys like to be protective.
PlusI think the snuggle factor in relation to limbs and limbjoins is a lot more compatible with a height difference.
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

I have to have a chest to put my head on.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

You take your head off and put it at the end of your bed!
*fears*
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

*hums imperial march*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

I am double the weight of my woman
She is a little petite thing.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hah, I'll never be half the weight of the man.
Unless he puts on quite a lot of poundage. Suprisingly heavy, I am. I mean, I'm not saying I'm skinny, I'm not, but I still don't look as heavy as I am by any stretch.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm the complete opposite.
I've often theorised that I must be mainly composed of hydrogen to account for my light footedness.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Swap, it's much more fitting for you to be heavy than me.
I'd gladly lose some of the strength in my legs if it meant I lost some of the weight associated with.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

I am just super super sturdy (and quite fat)
It's a combination of Weightlifting and pie eating. I gained 1.5 stone at the gym! Just can't help it. But heck, god made us all perfect, who am i to complain.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Are you like me? Put on muscle really easily?
I have to be careful what exercises I do otherwise I just start to pile on bulk and get my Chyna shoulders back.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Yeah, totally.
My forearms are bigger than most of my mate's biceps :-D.

My thighs are each the width of the Lady's waist.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

It's why I do so much yoga, stops me bulking.
It's ok for you, you don't look silly with big muscles.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Heh, yeah.
I used to do tai chi, i liked that, nice and slooow. But now it's all weights, swimming and boxing the bag.

Glee.
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Oh I miss boxing.
and rugby. Fucking joints, I'd kill myself if I went back onto both of them or indeed either with the same vigour.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Pass.
I prefer to be light and agile than be a hulking monolith, plus being swift and graceful is more fitting for a gentleman.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

*hulks
*sulks
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

That's alright, we'll sit on him one day.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

glee
crotch or face crotch or face. Tough choices
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I should add that someone tried sitting on my chest once.
I flicked my legs up and locked them round his throat.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Yeah but that was one person
and that one person wasn't me or Saccharine.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

It was you, I then had perverted sex with you and wiped your memory.
It also explains why beans now make you wince.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Well that's highly unfair.
You rotter.

Also, I now have to go back to the grindstone, which is being VERY exfoliating today. Hmph.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

We've got a ninja on our hands
get the sturdy police!
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

*big meaty high five*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

hah
i don't think you really count as meaty anymore m'dear.

But hi5 none the less.

*thunderclap of awesome hi-5age
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

haven't done that yet

(k3b/-\b k3b4b.deviantart.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

OK in you're case babysham:P
*glees at yesterday's left over BBQ fudz*
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)