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( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Your sig amuses me.
How great is that game?
Very.

If I wasn't at work, I'd be playing it now.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

I've stopped the story for a while
to kill american teenagers online instead... fabulous
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

haven't tried going online yet
I take it it's fun?
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

superb!
It's great cos you can play in the areas you havent opened yet, so you can get a feel for them for when you do

Deathmatches, street racing and assorted other stuff
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

it is madness,
cops and robbers with four men in a car. all with rpgs. its the fucking biscuits!
( mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Sounds superb!
Are you gents on PS3 or shitbox?
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

shitbox for me :(
*downloadable contents*
( mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Yeah there's downloadable content for PS3 too
it's apparently not the same as the exclusive shitbox content...
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

one of my mates works for rockstar.
she was researching the d/l stuff last year. I proposed an eastern promises style naked sauna fight mini-game...with real-world willy physics. that, or a "rape" button.
( mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Girl? Works for Rockstar?
Why is that not me?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

For some reason I'm imagining an excitable Japanese presenter announcing that:
NAKED SAUNA FIGHT MINI GAME!!!!!

*bing bing bing* *flashing lights*
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

How the FUCK do you have the whole map with no loading times.
It's fucking awesome, really is.

:D

Right, I'm off for now.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Online mode is amazing.
The first time I played it, I was taking people out at the airport with the choppers.

I'm running down there, when someone beeps, I get in, the give me a lift down there, then they fuck off.

So many hilarious/odd moments. Especially when you make alliances in Free mode.

Fucking awesome.
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

same here

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Got a blowjob yet?
We were playing it yesterday as a conglomerate and found the blowjobs very amusing. The vibro hand on the back of her head set me off.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

In the strip club?

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Nah, pick up hookers like the old game
On the street, then take them to secluded area and pick how much you want to spend. $50 gets you a blow job.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

aah, I had a $70 service
but was in such a dark alleyway I couldn't see what that got me.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ah- middle of the day we had our lovely moment with the lady.
Not that I'm a pervert (well you know what I mean) but it was quite fun as you can see what's going on- if you get the $50 he sort of... holds the back of her head. There's one but during where his had goes so fast it just looks really silly.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

did you kill her and get your money back after?

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

No, I didn't have the controller
Otherwise you know I would have. I don't think I've ever let a hooker keep the money AND her life on GTA.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

you can let them live?
wonders never cease.

now, what to do with all these hooker bodies?
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Lovely big baconny bonfire.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

on it
why don't they just fade away like in GTA?

*heaves another body on the bonfire*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hahaha, special lanes for undertakers
See you love!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

*enclickens*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I see a Parrot..
and two cocks..

Woo
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)