I'm the complete opposite.
I've often theorised that I must be mainly composed of hydrogen to account for my light footedness.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Swap, it's much more fitting for you to be heavy than me.
I'd gladly lose some of the strength in my legs if it meant I lost some of the weight associated with.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

I am just super super sturdy (and quite fat)
It's a combination of Weightlifting and pie eating. I gained 1.5 stone at the gym! Just can't help it. But heck, god made us all perfect, who am i to complain.
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Are you like me? Put on muscle really easily?
I have to be careful what exercises I do otherwise I just start to pile on bulk and get my Chyna shoulders back.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Yeah, totally.
My forearms are bigger than most of my mate's biceps :-D.

My thighs are each the width of the Lady's waist.
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

It's why I do so much yoga, stops me bulking.
It's ok for you, you don't look silly with big muscles.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Heh, yeah.
I used to do tai chi, i liked that, nice and slooow. But now it's all weights, swimming and boxing the bag.

Glee.
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Oh I miss boxing.
and rugby. Fucking joints, I'd kill myself if I went back onto both of them or indeed either with the same vigour.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Pass.
I prefer to be light and agile than be a hulking monolith, plus being swift and graceful is more fitting for a gentleman.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

*hulks
*sulks
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

That's alright, we'll sit on him one day.

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

glee
crotch or face crotch or face. Tough choices
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I should add that someone tried sitting on my chest once.
I flicked my legs up and locked them round his throat.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Yeah but that was one person
and that one person wasn't me or Saccharine.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

It was you, I then had perverted sex with you and wiped your memory.
It also explains why beans now make you wince.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Well that's highly unfair.
You rotter.

Also, I now have to go back to the grindstone, which is being VERY exfoliating today. Hmph.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

We've got a ninja on our hands
get the sturdy police!
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

*big meaty high five*

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

hah
i don't think you really count as meaty anymore m'dear.

But hi5 none the less.

*thunderclap of awesome hi-5age
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:54, archived)