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[challenge entry] For the compo...


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(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Synchronised goodiness!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# For the second one we'd also accept
The-thread-of-withholding-anal-sex.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
d t
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 6 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i had that correction backwards and was trying to figure that out
"thread of widthholding anal sex?"
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# don't correct
people with dyslexia, it makes you feel bad when people point it out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# dyslexia
is an anagram of dailysex.

It's fine to correct people with dyslexia if you do it correctly.
If you slap your chin and go "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH" while doing it then you feel idiotic when it's pointed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 6 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm not
really aware of the rules. I just like to say things in the hope that somebody finds it amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# me too
when I appear to be talking of rules it usually* means "In my experience the following statement appears to hold true" or "In my opinion, the following is amusing".

*though not as a rule, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 6 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# KO

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yay, proper tea!

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# 'nings pops!
*swoops down for a hug then leaves again*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Oi oi wooden boy?
Got time for a cuppa? =)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I thought 'all property is theft' came from someone French rather than Karl Marx.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Quite possibly...
I know little of him, I just stole the joke from Victor Lewis-Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Proudhon
I believe.
(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# MonAstEry
Fool
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# was that a bespoke "fool"?
It seemed to me to be the "fool" from the first stanza of Coolio's seminal Gangster's Paradise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# LIES!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *manhugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Property Monkeys?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:42, archived)