...

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha
You're getting the hang of this!
( Barbarossa . Forged in the fires of opposing light sources, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

thanks
just as eveyone's got bored of it
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

i really want chilli now!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

this!!!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tapoemproject.blogspot.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

I'll settle for Peru...

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

you can have the isle of sheppy and be damned grateful!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

*scuffs toe on ground*
's okay I suppose...

*dies a little inside*
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

I have a friend
called Diego who lives in Lima and can't understand why I laugh when he says they really do eat guinea pigs.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

GO DIEGO GO

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I have a friend in Lima called Tito...
when I said that Llamas are great he told me that they're OK, but the Alpaca is tastier..

They EAT teh fluffeh!!!!
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

what???
AFTER they've bumsexed them???
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

during...
It's all part of the thrill...
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

so
they eat them raw and alive?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

and thrashing...

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

now that's a dangerous shag!
imagine if a hoof caught you in the man-sausage?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

thats the tenderising process!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

well
bumsexing does make the bumhole tender, i suppose.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Llamas are larger than frogs.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

They... what?

( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ole!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

She's a one, isn't she

( Sir Wobbly Bloke - has been Knighted by teh ClanSoul, on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

*looks*
i can't see anything!
*sulks*
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

She is rubbish

( epiphany still lacks internets, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

lisa is a spack.

( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Indeed

(citsard gnihtemos od ot evah tsuj yam I tcaf nI .lla ta desserpmi ton ,yllaer ,oN .wonk uoy desserpmi ton m'I ?huH ?kcuhcdoow ym dellik tol uoy fo eno hcihw ,yltnatropmi eroM ?kcuhc drawdooW drawdE dluow doow hcum woh ,doow kcuhc t'ndluow kcuhcdoow a fI Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

...& now I feel bad

*edit* REPLICANT!!!
(MontyyouterribleCUNT Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

useless...

( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

i tried that yesterday
also tried asking what the question was
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

she is terrible

( epiphany still lacks internets, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

she is
and better don't tell her she's old
(inexpressible is broke, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

she seems so happy she couldnt answer my question
bitch

( epiphany still lacks internets, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

she's laughing at you
cunt her in the fuck!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

to be fair shes probably got a nice rack on her

( epiphany still lacks internets, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

a toast rack, maybe
that jacket is too loose for her to have anything down her bra but fried eggs and chicken fillets.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

huge office lol
:D
( Dixon Don Amott, King of caravans, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

trust me, i know these things
/has massive boobs
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

You asked: Are you lesbian
Lisa says:
Whilst this might be a fascinating subject for you, I'd much rather talk about travelling by train.
( Sir Wobbly Bloke - has been Knighted by teh ClanSoul, on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

So a yes then
;)
( epiphany still lacks internets, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Mind you... If you complement her she likes it...
You asked: Nice hair

Lisa says: Do you like it? I do try to look my best ...

*Slag
( Sir Wobbly Bloke - has been Knighted by teh ClanSoul, on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

You'll eat humble pie and like it, beer boy
hehehe ;)
( Dixon Don Amott, King of caravans, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

i'll just stick to berating and belittling myself!
it's what i do bestest!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

I ALWAYS want chili
as long as I've cooked it. I make the best.

(though Lady S won't let me put kidney beans in it... WTF!)
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

O_O
WHAT!!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

Kidney beans are a necessity.

( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I KNOW!!!
but she's scared of beans (see QOTW about the fears).

The option is to make two pans, but that pisses her off also cos there's more washing up for her
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

How long do the beans need to be in it for?
if it's not long then just make one big batch and split at the end.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

I like to leave the whole thing simmering for at least an hour...
After six years I've yet to find a viable solution beyond making two lots at the same time
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Right- what you need is one of them split pan things.
I know they do them for veggies but I'm not sure about other pans.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*investigates*
cheers
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hope you find one suitable :-)

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm
intergalactic spiciness...
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

I have won an AWARD for my chilli
(well technically a bottle of sparky wine) But it still came first in a competition...
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Haha, brilliant :)

( Caewan on the internet, doing it wrong, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 Stephen Fry + LittleBigPlanet = glee!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)