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( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha
You're getting the hang of this!
( Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

thanks
just as eveyone's got bored of it
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

i really want chilli now!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

this!!!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

I'll settle for Peru...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

you can have the isle of sheppy and be damned grateful!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

*scuffs toe on ground*
's okay I suppose...

*dies a little inside*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

I have a friend
called Diego who lives in Lima and can't understand why I laugh when he says they really do eat guinea pigs.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

GO DIEGO GO

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I have a friend in Lima called Tito...
when I said that Llamas are great he told me that they're OK, but the Alpaca is tastier..

They EAT teh fluffeh!!!!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

what???
AFTER they've bumsexed them???
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

during...
It's all part of the thrill...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

so
they eat them raw and alive?
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

and thrashing...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

now that's a dangerous shag!
imagine if a hoof caught you in the man-sausage?
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

thats the tenderising process!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

well
bumsexing does make the bumhole tender, i suppose.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Llamas are larger than frogs.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

They... what?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ole!!!!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

She's a one, isn't she

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

*looks*
i can't see anything!
*sulks*
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

She is rubbish

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

lisa is a spack.

( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Indeed

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

...& now I feel bad

*edit* REPLICANT!!!
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

useless...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

i tried that yesterday
also tried asking what the question was
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

she is terrible

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

she is
and better don't tell her she's old
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

she seems so happy she couldnt answer my question
bitch

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

she's laughing at you
cunt her in the fuck!
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

to be fair shes probably got a nice rack on her

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

a toast rack, maybe
that jacket is too loose for her to have anything down her bra but fried eggs and chicken fillets.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

huge office lol
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

trust me, i know these things
/has massive boobs
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

You asked: Are you lesbian
Lisa says:
Whilst this might be a fascinating subject for you, I'd much rather talk about travelling by train.
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

So a yes then
;)
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Mind you... If you complement her she likes it...
You asked: Nice hair

Lisa says: Do you like it? I do try to look my best ...

*Slag
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

You'll eat humble pie and like it, beer boy
hehehe ;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

i'll just stick to berating and belittling myself!
it's what i do bestest!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

I ALWAYS want chili
as long as I've cooked it. I make the best.

(though Lady S won't let me put kidney beans in it... WTF!)
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

O_O
WHAT!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

Kidney beans are a necessity.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I KNOW!!!
but she's scared of beans (see QOTW about the fears).

The option is to make two pans, but that pisses her off also cos there's more washing up for her
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

How long do the beans need to be in it for?
if it's not long then just make one big batch and split at the end.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

I like to leave the whole thing simmering for at least an hour...
After six years I've yet to find a viable solution beyond making two lots at the same time
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

Right- what you need is one of them split pan things.
I know they do them for veggies but I'm not sure about other pans.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

*investigates*
cheers
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hope you find one suitable :-)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm
intergalactic spiciness...
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

I have won an AWARD for my chilli
(well technically a bottle of sparky wine) But it still came first in a competition...
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Haha, brilliant :)

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:32, archived)