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( Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Nicolas Cage: One Man, One Hand Gesture,
A billion films
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

i'd still do him.

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

I look exactly like him.*
Do me.

Although all care has been taken to remove lies, some may still remain
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

_{packaged in a lie rich atmosphere}
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

do you have muscles
comparable to his con air character?
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

in Marinieres sauce?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*drools*
don't tempt me with seafood...
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha. poncey sauces.
it's fucking butter and garlic!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

and
white wine
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I have trouble with getting the wine
past my lips to the pan.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i don't have that trouble with white

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

are you mental?
I had a bottle of colombard chardonnay last night from my package from the wine club. It was divine ( J.P. Chenet ) and cheap. I was going to have another but tried the Western Cellars one instead and it was acidy muck ( from the same grape variety )
It's all about taste I suppose. there are fine whites out there but nothing yet has beaten my favourite tipple of Chateaux neuf de pape. That is the god's nectar.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

i totally agree with you
about the chenet. have you tried montrachet? it's my favourite, but very hard to find round these parts.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have indeed.
I get all my stuff delivered from Tesco wine club which sounds worse than it is. I do buy by the case though.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

use really cheap wine
and buy 2 bottles
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yeah
I don't use even vaguely expensive wine to cook with -- a total waste of something drinkable. Really cheap wine works just as well, if you've got the kind of cooking skills I have, anyway...
(boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

" Just put the bunny back in the box "
hehe
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

he's got the whole world
in his hands
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
superb.....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

steve buscemi
makes me laugh
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

I look nothing like him.
But I do have better muscles. I just hide them under my fat so as not to cause riots.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

ah.
a technique which, i'm sure, is employed by many b3tans.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

but not many of us brave enough
to show it to all and sundry like me and Shalroth.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i'll show(almost) anything

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

I've seen.
and may your god bless you for it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

heh
i have no god. sin is more fun without the guilt.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

i'm too shy to show my body *blush*
www.b3ta.com/board/8339189
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

aaawww!
but you have the manly hairs and lack of beer gut!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

I have ginger hairs
and all the beer gut :(
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

*flappy hand*
oh you
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

i don't do false praise
i'd do you, although that's not saying much. i'm well-known for being not very picky.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

thanks
i think
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

AWWWW man did that movie suck
Con Air Con Shit


a shiny penny to the first person to id the quote
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Dogma
...now where's my penny ? :)
( Xkimo was at work on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Also, a million characters, one accent

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

no
that's sean connery
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

and he eats cockroaches
I saw him eat one in "Vampire's Kiss"
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

Thats every English actor
Sean, Moore, Hoskins, E Grant, Winstone, Caine..... English actors just play themselves in everything.
(robneymcplum Is dreaming of a white christmas on, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

Nicolas Cage
Plank of wood *see

*Keanu Reeves
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Nicolas Cage has only ever made quite bad films

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Lies!
There was that one with.... erm... or the one where he... err....hmm
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

You must be thinking of 'Ghost Rider'
an Oscar-worthy performance, if ever there was one...

Edit: I *was* kidding
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Raising Arizona?
I liked that one...
( enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

me too
and not just because i want to ride him like a prize-winning stallion
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

^ needs more bucket of cold water
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

i can't help it
i'm naturally horny ;)
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Well, I guess that's alright, then...
*retreats slowly*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

*advances with intent*
heeeeere, grunty, grunty....
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*deploys counter-measures*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

gah! the smell!
*runs away*
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

^This
I love that movie.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

The Rock
Ace filum - FACT!
( Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Ah....
now there's another good one.
( enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, but the Cage-osity is outweighed by the
abundance of Connery.

Plus a dash of Ed Harris, who is brill.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

True...
I also like Con Air, despite Cage gurning all over it.
( enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Yep, it's no so Micheal Bay-tastic
as to make one want to hurl one's lunch.

It would be nice if he could one day make a film without the use of Tony Scott's orange sky filters, though.

Just once....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

ha!
..or one in which he doesn't ride a motorbike into said orange-filtered sky to a soft-rock soundtrack.
( enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Wild at Heart

( Hamster Trippin', Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

another good call.

( enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

yes
this

*sings love me tender*
( The Earl of Cockwood I put papaya there., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Heh heh
'Noon b3ta :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

noon mrs t.
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

'Lo disco :)

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

*swoops in*
*hugs*

Hello Lovely!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yay, hugs!
*hugs*

Allo. Do you actually have my address, or did you send stuff to work last time?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*cctvs*
Nah, I got it....
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

*puts clothes back on*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Too late!
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I know ;)

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

oooOOOOooooo!
You tease!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

You called?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

and 'noon to you too sir!
*manhugs*

Are you well?

And more importantly, are you coming to the London bash?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*MANHUGS WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE*
gaz'd ya...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

'noon lully laydee!
*fondles*

*inappropriately*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

Oooh, fondling!
This day's getting better :)

*enjoys*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

'lo Trelly!
I've been in a Post Office queue for 3/4 an hour... how's you?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

FAR too hot, but otherwise swell
Won't be around much for the next week or so, so thought I'd drop in :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Noon...
...Mrs T! :-)
( Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)