Tis the season...
...for duck sex. They're at it already by the pond outside my office window.


(Machinecurse CSI: Milton Keynes, hitting your screens in 2009.., Tue 6 May 2008, 17:55, archived)

And you're watching them at it!
Are you, perchance, anywhere near a pub called the "Dogging Duck"?

Subtle word play, incidentally - nice.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 6 May 2008, 17:58, archived)

Read this and weep/laugh inappropriately
www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home

"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos"
(Colonel Boris New book out now! (see profile), Tue 6 May 2008, 19:18, archived)

What?!
I thought the penguin rape video was bizarre
(thistle, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

Yep,
read that one. A classic paper if ever there were one.
(Machinecurse CSI: Milton Keynes, hitting your screens in 2009.., Wed 7 May 2008, 0:15, archived)