Incorrect use of apostrophe.
Please bend over to receive bumming.
( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:57, archived)

Its the apostophe police!
HELP ME APOSTROPHE POLICE! SOMEONE STOLE ALL MY APOSTROPHES!

howdy?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

Sorry sir
couldn't I just have some lines
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:59, archived)

OF COKE?
Sure.
( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

woo hoo

(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

you've not been here long have you?

(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

2 years, 2 months and 26 days
but about 15 mins today
(nipple is slippery when wet!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

pedant ;)
don't take things i say seriously,
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

You only know that cos your still at skool
being learnt it.
( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

IMPROPER GRAMMAR
PLEASE BEND OVER
( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

Being bummed for bad grammar....
Just like the old days!
( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:08, archived)

Get ready for the next generation of bumming!

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:12, archived)

Make it so.

( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

*gets out bumming tools*
*sets up roadside stall*
( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:23, archived)