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(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

can someone kill both of those people
i'll happily reimburse any out-of-pocket expenses
( mictoboy, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

I'll do it for the latest flatscreen Sony HDTV
deal?
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

£50 for a double murder?
BARGAIN!
( mictoboy, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

i'll do it for the latest flat beer
just for the pleasure :D
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

you got the gig old son

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

**grabs quivver and bow** be right back!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

that's how it should be
all I read these days is stabbings here and shootings there
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

nobody murders with a bow these days
its a declining market, but you gotta do what you love
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

Damn straight
*polishes mace*
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

Man it is a slow b3ta week!
I just looked at the statsboard.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

uh-hu
slooooooooooooooooooooow
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

we have a statsboard?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

I can never remember the link

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

:)
HERE
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

stats lol
surprising how long i can keep amused by looking at stats pages, i have to stop myself checking mine out more than once or twice a day
( doph no time like the precedent, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

PINKIE CRU Y'ALL
 
I still like the random quotes.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

didn't know myself
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

oooh! i'm on it! i feel included :)

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

I'm on there!
I hardly been here!
( Mstandot, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

I'm, BARELY on there.
What is the world coming to?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

Am I even on there at all?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

A respectable 10th
...with an enigmatic random quote...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Oooh what is it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Apologies, I just couldn't help it.

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Ah
Sounds like me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Aha - rationally
didn't know you could click the links and find out wtf they were talking about...

*investigates tssattsr's remark*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

I'm not
/hasn't really been here at all this week

Edit: Have people taken it upon themselves to change to an unofficial compo or am I being dense?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

hello
how are you (both)?
( mictoboy, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

I smashed my head against a reasonably solid wall whilst quite effectively dodging a slap
I've been pretty spaced most of the afternoon/evening \o/

The missus is pretty damn fine. I think he's okay too.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

:O
Sorry to interject but who tried to slap you?

*grabs cutlass*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hahah, stand down soldier
I work with some pretty severe learning disabilities, it's part of my job to dodge horribly violent behaviour...I just found myself suddenly having to pull it off stood right next to a wall today

(and hadn't had time to register then wall, though I did about a split second later)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Ahhhhhhh
My mate's a keyworker- back when he lived far away he'd pop down on a weekend and regale us with tales. Not in a 'loldisabled' way, just in the way you would.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Oh aye, I know the sort
I'm being summoned to the pub now, probably not the wisest choice but certainly an appealing one so I shall away

*extra smooshes*

Talk to you soon, and see you in not very long at all!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

See you soon lady!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Wotcher, lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

*smooshes*
hello there cap'n oh my cap'n!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

*hug*
Not long now!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hahahaha!
I just found egglecup kitty in your profile!:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

Wow, you ain't kidding.
I'm 15th with 241 posts?

I've hardly been here. How the fuck did I manage 241 posts?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

but you're always higher than me for some reason

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

If only we could work out what that reason is
then the secrets of the universe would be within our grasp. Grasps? Whatever.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

on an unrelated note:
I don't get the image.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 6 May 2008, 21:52, archived)