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( Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:51, archived)

Now there's something I want to see in the morning
while eating breakfast
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:56, archived)

Could be worse . . .
*flashes*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

Yipes!

morning David
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:59, archived)

*jiggles*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:00, archived)

*faints*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:00, archived)

*robs*
*abuses*
*sells to pimp for more abusing*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:04, archived)

Ah cheers
These dutch boys have stamina
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:08, archived)

I feel so used now

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:11, archived)

is that not Pete Burns?

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:05, archived)

I think it's Dave Bruises

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:06, archived)

Hank Chafes?

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:09, archived)

Could be
or Mike Papercuts
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

I've seen him with Philip Blisters

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:12, archived)

Wayne Scrubs


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

Doesn't burn quick enough for my liking
unlike my eyes
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:07, archived)

I'm not sure
Very similar though. Both butt ugly. Mornin' Toast, have you cleared out Play.com yet? You clever tinker you...
( Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

no, it's a slow process
I foolishly bought everything I wanted before winning the vouchers. And you can only use one voucher at a time, so there's no buying of massively expensive things to be had :(
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:15, archived)

Curses
Those tinternet voucher fiends
( Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ooo er...

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:11, archived)

I don't believe her
I detect the distinct smell of edam and grilled chicken breast
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:12, archived)

Haha...

* Grilled chicken breast ????
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:15, archived)

^ this O_o

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:21, archived)

She looks like she has an itch
Good Ning all
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

you are obsessed with niffy crotches
mucky man!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

Just Crotches really
Any
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:24, archived)

underware?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:12, archived)

don't worry
it's shareware

and ning
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 7 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

where?

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

Lisa says:
* Fucksocks! Never mind, you know what I am saying even if I can't spell.

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

ah ha haha ha ha
I love her expression when you say something inappropriate to her.

Edit: After further experimentation, I must congratulate the progammers of Lisa on the excellent choice of phrases that she finds offensive. Suffice to say that she is only cross with you if you place the words Wound, Axe and Hairy in the most pertinent order.

:)
( Gregor Lenko, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:38, archived)