This is why Northeners shouldn't be given computers!
Damn you Christian aid! Compooteries are not for their pork sausage fingers!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

hey, when you
have an accent that avoids southern chavs saying on mainstream soaps "Oi, you caaaant caam bargeing into my arse like thaaat" then you can speak.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Wed 7 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Sorry
I can't speak commoner!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

common working class

/Alan B'Stard
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

i refute that, i work, i ain't common. innit?

(Dydactarontaurus Cunt Fucken Croydon GC Cunts, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Depends.
How much do you earn?
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Working class? Well done!
How's that working out for you? Jolly good. SECURITY!!!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hahahaha
Cross ref "Get off me you bloody little porpoise!"
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

There's a whale in the Thames?
I'll get the groundskeeper to sort it out!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

How many beds are in that room that me and the missus are in for the bash?
It seems to be the only one that has 5 people staying in it
( Jessie © is contradiction, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

Well I thought that you'd be happy saving money and snuggling up togeather.

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:46, archived)