holy shuddering fuck!
*tries not to have nightmares*

*fails*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Working on a Cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

hahaha
i'm very sorry*. i've done heaps of these and some of them work actually quite well...



and now someone mentions it, she does look like sarah jessica parker :)





* may contain lies
(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Fair call. :)
and, yes - she does look like the Parker being.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Working on a Cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

I think there's something Satan-like in this one
Not a cartoon charicature of Satan but actually the real, honest-to-God, emodiment of evil Satan


(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

Ok,
Now I'm aroused!
( Bunty Collocks Gehaftet in einem österreichischen Kerker., Wed 7 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

I love her


dear god someone please save me

though at least there's only one that i can find that's any good left after this one
(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Yep, you're right.
*pokes own eyes out with a sharp stick*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Working on a Cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", Wed 7 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

I like the sandpaper route
It feels like you're thoroughly cleaning everything, especially when you break through to your frontal lobe.
(boris the non-swearing spider http://www.b3ta.com/links/161322, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Disturbing
Almost Aphex Twin-like, which ain't bad
(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:47, archived)