Can't understand why anyone hasn't done one of these before...

*Hides in Anderson Shelter with tin hat on*
( Ninj Happy New Year b3tans, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

utterly ace
edit: tj = cos I just found it:



Scuse the seams
( bilbobarneybobs the new name for the old name for Norwich Union, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Mornin'
Bilbo, goy ya shorts on yet chief?
( Ninj Happy New Year b3tans, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

consider yourself excused...
Y'alreet, lad?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Cheers...
...Grunt. Alreet yersen sir?
( Ninj Happy New Year b3tans, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

now this is quality :D
*cleek*
( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

i am saving this
and shall show it to my dad. he will be amused by it.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Thu 8 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Still upto his eyeballs in wallpaper paste is he?
Pfft
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

he will be soon
he's still got the other half of the hallway to do.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Thu 8 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I hope he's doing it a really bold pattern,
then putting the paper on one side at an angle so when you come home pissed you fall over...
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 8 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

it's quite a muted pattern
as my hallway is dark. i don't need wonky wallpaper to fall over when i'm pissed, though. i once fell over under a railway bridge and managed to twist both ankles at the same time. i couldn't walk for 3 days and i got covered in pigeon shit under the bridge.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Thu 8 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

You spent 3 days under a railway bridge?

(The Alchemist thanking you in advance for your cooperation, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

no
i was scooped up by my mates and 3 strapping young men, bundled into a cab and deposited in my mother's garden. how she put me to bed, i don't know.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Thu 8 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Don't drink under bridges!
unless your a tramp
Not that kind of tramp
You know what I mean stop reading between my lines!
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 8 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

*stops reading between vinegar strokes' lines*
i wasn't drinking under the bridge, i was walking home from the pub.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Thu 8 May 2008, 12:13, archived)