Craig David is too fat to be David Bowie

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

...and he's missed a bit shaving

( Guff McFlange has a new sig, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

and he's shit

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

this

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Craig daivid... shaving????
That's biro!
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:32, archived)