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[challenge entry] Things get a bit painful when Green Day and Tool collide

(HaroldBishop'sLoveChild is a paedo according to Jeremy Vine, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Yes! That's who I'll listen to! I will listen to Tool.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 11 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I am listening to Battles, which can only be described as
'odd but surprisingly nice'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# i love battles so much and i don't even know why.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# because you are a cuntass

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:08, archived)
# this is true,

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *cuntass fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# america!

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I'm not sure either, but I do.
I shall be going to Supersonic to see them. Also Thrones, Oxbow, Dalek....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Need, got, want.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# will you be in attendance?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Unfortunately, I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# BAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I'M SO SORRY. *weeps uncontrollably*
YOU, WII OWNERS, ADD MY WII, AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASSES AT ALL GAMES EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# That's how I used to describe gimp sex with the ex.

(HaroldBishop'sLoveChild is a paedo according to Jeremy Vine, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I've got a load of Battles remixes of Four Tet songs.
They're ace!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a blunt cleaver end, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i must investigate this.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Sun 11 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Battles are ace.
Good choice, Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I have had a green tool.
it was most embarrassing as I didn't even get it from a lady, it was from effluent in the sea off Croyde.

The nurse in the GU clinic was understanding and confirmed that she believed me as she had had several surfers in with the same complaint.

Didn't help though, I didn't stand a chance once she had seen the state of my JT.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# was it
pee green?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Sadly not.

(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# pity.
i'd have liked to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I did show everyone in the Quarryman's at the time.
they were dead set against me showing them, but very interested in the array of scabs on my bell by the point I had it out amongst the pints.

She was a lovely nurse.

Why do they poke around inside your cock and then offer you a screen to dress behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Could it be
that they, like myself, are compelled to hum that old stripper music whenever confronted with a person undressing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I shall do that to Jim tonight.
SHe will not be amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# They never are.
The important thing is that you'll be amused. I find it hard to feel guilty when giggling into the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ^this
is what makes sex so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# It's a piece of piss compared to getting the shotgun license
and finding the retired Conservative MP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# then there's the cost
of hiring the fish tank, the probe and the milking machine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Oh I don't use a probe
I just use Carol Thatcher. She comes pre-slimed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# really?
that would be quite a saving on hagfish, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Make sure you ask your twatwrangler to gut and descale first.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i always forget
and wind up slimed to the elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# You ALWAYS end up like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# true
but not till afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# What about that time we went to Torquay?
You were covered before we'd even got off the bus. God knows what that lad at the services thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# he wasn't complaining that night!
he didn't complain until the rash appeared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah, and then he complained to the police.
5 fucking hours I was sat in that reception waiting you for. Half an hour afterwards, I turn around in the car and you're all slimy again, and you've found a hitchhiker. I didn't even STOP, Smash.


:D anyway, dindins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# see ya later
it's slimy time! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha.
jt?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# john thomas, i assume

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Wogan super collider? i hardly know her!, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:06, archived)
# John Thomas
probably
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:08, archived)