Purple!
No way
Lingerie should be Red or white or black

At an absolute push I'd accept yellow.
As long as there are matching stockings.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Red Lingerie? Yellow Lingerie?
Ewwwwwwww!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

and lace rather than silk surely?
what's wrong with red?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Reminds me of terrible soft core 80s porn!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

there's no such thing as
Terrible Pron
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

red lingerie
just makes me think of peggy bundy.

just pass that bottle of mindbleach, there's a good lad.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

You still would though wouldn't you

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
NO.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

yeh
You would
and Ted Bundy too
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

ted bundy was a charmer
that's how he managed to get so many women to kill
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

i have black and red
i just really like purple.

yellow is right out. you can't be sexy when it looks like you've pissed on your nightie.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

^may contain wrongness^
search t'interweb for "pissed on nightie" you may be surprised

Barf
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I didn't realise that's what Prescott was into

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

i doubt it.
my idea of watersports is to hire a jet ski.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

and wee on it?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

no
the electrics would get pissy.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

I think you might find it's water proof
otherwise it would n't work very well
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:44, archived)