and lace rather than silk surely?
what's wrong with red?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Reminds me of terrible soft core 80s porn!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

there's no such thing as
Terrible Pron
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)