WHY IS FIREMAN SAM ALLOWED TO KEEP HIS FIRE ENGINE AT HOME FOR FUCK'S SAKE?
and what kind of fireman has time to stop off to get a newspaper while in a fire engine?! This is exactly the sort of behaviour that the taxpayers' money is wasted on.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 3:06, archived)

As someone who lives on a firestation,
I can tell you that this behaviour is not uncommon. Why, looking out of my window now I can see 3 fire engines. Yesterday I caught my dad driving the fire engine to Tesco to get fags. It's an outrage I agree, but what can we do?
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Wed 14 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

You live at a firestation?
Do you get to like, go down the fire pole and stuffs!?
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Wed 14 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

I wish.
I live in one of the only stations in the country without a pole (except Szczepan but he comes and goes). We do, however, have a 100 inch projector connected to an XBox. Anyway, I too am going to go to bed now. Night all!
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Wed 14 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

Night Mr. Fireman.
give my love to the pole.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Wed 14 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

Dude. Fucking lucky.
But alright. Nunight.
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Wed 14 May 2008, 3:21, archived)