Seymour Turnipclutch
That man could BLAAARB for 3 hours on only a sugar topped toasted tea cake.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 14 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Ha!
He was disqualified though . . . he tested negative for hotpot!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:25, archived)