unshopped. honest.


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( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

Still would.
Hello you, what are you doing back here?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

I'm often on and off
here, there, everywhere. :)
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

Am I the only one who would do her for the tape rights?
Obv pixellating your own face so your mates dont find out....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 14 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

ah, but how do you hide it from your doctor?
 
mmmmmmm crabs.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

Meh fuck it!
I got thrush once and I cant imagine crabs are much worse! In fact, I would quite relish having seafood pubes!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 14 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

crabs are great for eating genital warts

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

Oh really?
*note to self*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 14 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

YEAST IN YOUR MANCUNT.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

I know.
Apparently cocks can contract marmite poisoning though too!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 14 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

LIES!
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

*clicks*
and pearoasts...remove the CDC and it's exactly as it appeared on the Beeb website:


( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

Paedo dreams?
Likes to slap a cock in a twelve year olds' face does WoManley?
(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

I think she was fourteen, then.
 
IF IT PLEASE THE COURT
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

So you're JonKing2006 then! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 14 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

He only fucked boys

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

Yeah, I guess youre right.
But thats the best thing about young girls they say, you can flip them over and pretend they're young boys!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 14 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

That's not how I remember it going...

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 14 May 2008, 22:56, archived)