Oh my!
Something in me really wants to grab the little head and waggle it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

...must...resist childish joke
wanders off looking constipated.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 14 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

One of the chestbursters from alien perhaps.
I'm fairly sure they are mortal enemies with zari whatever his name was.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I like the chestbursters, they have cute little faces.
It's the big smiles, I think.

Zari who?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

The bloke in the picture.
I barely remember actors names, I can't be expected to remember the names of vague personages from an unprecedently shit media source.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Am I meant to recognise him, then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Well it is a mutate a celebrity competition.
The whole purpose of it would seem to fall apart when you just shop any old freak.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Oh well I suppose you're right.
I don't know, I'm half watching a film.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

I'm half writing a book, and by half I mean was and now have got stuck on b3ta.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

I shall resist the temptation to do a Stewie impression.
I have seen this film many times.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

Got a beginning? A middle and an end?
Some friends become enemies? Some enemies become friend?

Yeah, you deserve some time off ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 14 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

You've lost me.
Thankfully.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 15 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

he's a minor internet celeb
called tay zonday. he's written some possibly amusing songs, most famously "chocolate rain"... all over youtube.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Thu 15 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

that's just what i was
thinking of
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 15 May 2008, 18:49, archived)