Last one for this morning

Robbie "One-Eyed-Willie" Williams
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:33,
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apparently
a giraffe can decapitate a lion by
using only it's neck taking the head of the lion and removing it from the body of the lion in some way
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:59,
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apparently
a lion can disembowel a giraffe using only its enormous fucking claws and pointy teeth
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:03,
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not if it's been decapitated first
everyone knows the giraffe, while outwardly pretending to be a vegan, is the lion's natural predator
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Jesus, what a sight to see first thing!
'ning all!
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:41,
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not this morning
don't you know there's a war on?
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:03,
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Celebrity Mutants you say?
Would this pea-roast count?
* Sorry this is so shit - Note to self "Must try harder".
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Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:46,
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hahahaha
the simon cowell one is perfect
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Mushroom, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:04,
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Your 'shops have no nose!
How do they smell?
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:08,
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timbuktu
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:27,
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