noel is having a day off deal or no deal NSFW
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( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahaha
What lovely sentiment.
( pobblepop, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

NSFW
Repost

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

Is it really NSFW?
It doesn't look like porn. And that's really the NSFW criterion on B3ta - could it be mistaken for porn from a distance?
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

It looks like what it is
A dalek with a cock on it
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

those words have never been said or typed before.

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 15 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

well said. And I agree that by the present standard set by the mods
this is nsfw, as it is in fact a bell end in the flesh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

the mods once fp'd a photo of a cock.
you are wasting your time appealing to them.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Bunch of lazy, pathetic, fuckwits with double standards

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

it is actually
a plastic representation of a cock.
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

ah can't say I've seen plastic willies before
They're very realistic, I must get one to look longer...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

It's a cock.
second, if www.b3ta.com/board/8355593 gets censored this is nsfw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

I concur

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ladies and Gentalmen I give you
nick nolte
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

I always thought he was a cock1
:)
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 15 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

fuck sake

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

*refreshes*
aarrgghh....my eyes!!!
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

Pfffffffft
Oh christ
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

I got massively attacked
for posting something something less obvious than that. I suggest you link it very quickly and label it NSFW.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

yeah . . .
but we're not insanely jealous of him . . . C];0p

G'ning Meestah Toats!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

^this
crudely drawn and magenta is one thing, that is quite another.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

imho a huge full screen cdc with lets say for the sake of argument, cunt scrawled under it
is far more nsfw than this will ever be.
i ply my talents from home so it makes no odds to me on the safeness front but i find this less 'offensive' than the aforementioned.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

It doesn't look like porn from a distance
but it's probably best to give people the choice of whether or not they want to see it
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

mine wasn't either
but it still got shouted off the page.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

EDITed for NSFW
www.b3ta.com/board/8372623
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 15 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

NSFW!
Link it PLEASE!
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

you want him to link a reply?

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Oh fuck nuts.
Clicked the wrong reply.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

lol, penis.

( Mushroom, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

LOLCOX!

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

that made me lol
*clicks*

daleks and noel....2 evils!
( Kaydie wishes she was a little bit hyphy, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

NSFW you fucking twat

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

there you go, you fucking twat

( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

cheers you fucking twat

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 15 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

oh yeah don't worry about the nsfw bizzo, it's a cock, not boobies



_{*cough*fucker*cough*}
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

oh do shut the fuck up

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

no I won't

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

fight the power

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

did that last week...grabed something that I discovered was live.
not fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Gah!

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

Dar-Cock
*Cock-Lick

EDIT: why do we not have a I fucking hat this button?
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 15 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

we don't need head gear on the posts?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

We could have a NSFW button
and if enough people click on it the thread gets hidden. Say 10 people.
( Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

I like this, so you get a click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Or... and i know this is blue sky thinking here...
the mods could actually log in once in a while and... mod the board!
*gasps*
( Halibut ran out of time, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

Blasphemy!
You'll go to Hull for that!!!


:D
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:21, archived)