Tom Zombie


From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(Raising Yarr !! Pork Chops !, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:26, archived)

Can I kill it with spanners yet?

( Spider Riviera He said, "We're dead" with an accent, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:28, archived)

YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT DOES NOT LIVE

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:30, archived)

BUT YOU CAN CHOP IT INTO PIECES AND KEEP THE PIECES IN JARS
Then roam the country with your troupe of Magical Dancing Jars, thrilling the residents of small towns. ZOMBIES=$$$
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:34, archived)

HERE IT IS

( gronkpan, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:35, archived)

I'LL DROP THIS HERE.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:39, archived)

WHO IS KEYSER SOZE?
 
still love that movie.. though the first time I saw it in a cinema I was tripping balls.
The explosions were AWESOME
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:46, archived)

Edited it to mix it with the pic you actually were mentioning.
Now to edit in reply pic to the/this post.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:55, archived)

ahhhahhah!
 

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:03, archived)

Too bad Peckinpah never got iconic enough to riff.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:13, archived)

You could have a bunch of people dying at magic hour while "knocking on heaven's door" plays
Or if you wanted shittier ways to riff off him involving Richard Geer you could watch I'm Not There.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:57, archived)

Or just have a drunk guy beating a woman with a gun while whining about be an old cowboy

( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:04, archived)

Always a fav with the workingclass crowd, yes.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 6:12, archived)

what have you done to chump?!

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:50, archived)

SHEENBEAR.
 
DO YOU SEE?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, archived)

he looks more like clint eastwood to me

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:37, archived)

SHEENED!!!
BWAHAHAHA, MAD?!?! I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU FUCKING MAD!!!!
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:52, archived)

haha
Oh nose! Mad Canadians! They might...um...jump on a moose and...um...ride to the prime minister's house and...er...well, shit, he's bound to catch a cold out there without his sweater which he is too mad to bother to remember.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 16 May 2008, 4:58, archived)

j/k

( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:11, archived)

I'll mention that to the moose.

( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:14, archived)

Hahahahah!
Nice use of Cockweasle!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 16 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

This am scary.

( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:03, archived)

XENU
Click
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Fri 16 May 2008, 5:15, archived)

Tombie!
That's rather well done. Here, have this vintage woo yay and houpla set =)

*clicks*

*climbs under duvet and hides from Tombie*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:03, archived)

this is pretty
pretty fucking special. ding a ling ding dong.
(TheRiddler Knows your darkest secrets, Fri 16 May 2008, 8:51, archived)