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( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:27, archived)

brilliance
:D
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:27, archived)

*yawns*
*stretches out arms*
*sneakily places arm around shoulder*
*cuddles*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

Ooo Errr...

* Didn't realise that teh Prof sat close to me?


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

*places other arm around WB*
everyone needs a friend ... I could be a friend to you.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

*Clicks "Add friend"

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

^

( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

The man is well suited to BLARBing...
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRB!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

ha ha! its the lip wobble that makes it!

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

bdbdbdbdbdbdbd!
bdbdbdbdbdbdbd!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:30, archived)

I've never known how to spell it
until now
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:33, archived)

and you must forget it instantly
or SUFFER THE CONCEQUENCES --- which will be unexpected
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:44, archived)

He really can do this
I've seen him!
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

err . . .
this is filum footage, not an animation . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:30, archived)

great! have a pea

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:33, archived)

*strokes*

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

Santa!!!
Morning B3tans, did you sleep well alone
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41, archived)

bum-titty, bum-titty,
bum-bum-bum.
woo-woo-wwwwwwwwwph.



(and bj's tongue looks like the tip of my penis)
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:34, archived)

ha!
that is tidyup from stopit and tidyup.
( mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

haha, excellent!
The gibbering, slack-jawed, plum-mouthed cretinous tagnut.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

you love him

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

My dream is a room full of tories, a shovel, and no consequences.

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41, archived)

That's Shakespeare, isn't it?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

Oo you ninja'd that...
Marlowe, shortly before being stabbed in Deptford.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

*whistles*
Marlowe was a cunt.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

Presumably why he got stabbed?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

last night my local was full of bloody Students
not people who happen to be at university like me but Students with a capital S. Laughing, screaming and shouting whilst dressed in day glo golf clothes. urgh...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

You're not near Goldsmiths are you?
I hate that kind of student...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:50, archived)

goldsmiths?
i'm at sheffield and there's a lot of Bloody-Good-Blokes here, the only good thing about them is that you can easily ponce drinks off them. find one who is suitably pissed in the smoking area, put your 2/3 empty glass near their feet and wait for them t kick it over, once they do draw their attention to it, hopefully their British-Sense-Of-Fair-Bloody-Play will lead them to buy a fresh one for you
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

This sounds vastly preferable to Goldies...
Even though I went there myself, I'll admit it's full to the brim with utter tossers who think that because mummy and daddy bought them a flat in New Cross they're bohemian arty types who are so much cooler than anyone else around because they're like, SOOOOOO into fashion and arts and all the cool music ya?

I'm turning into a QOTW answer here...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

i know the type
my friend goes to Royal Holloway and she says that amongst the arty types there the worst insult you can imagine is "you're just so derivative"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

Ha ha ha, so true...
Or

"Oh yeah, I saw that exhibition at the Tate last year as well"
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

What I like doing around students
Is to stand in front of them and express incredibly right-wing opinions loudly.

"The problem with gays is ... " is a good one.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
Though surely it should start with the disclaimer:

"I'm not (insert prejudice here) BUT..."
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 16 May 2008, 9:56, archived)

i play this game as well
my favourite is "look, i've got no problem with foreigners, but its just jews i hate"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

There was a bunch of Rag Week tossers
on my tube home last night

Luckily I'd left my shiv at work
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:58, archived)

god... i think thats what these wankers were doing as well.
i carefully selected my local based on its old men with dogs to pool table ratio specifically to avoid these people
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

The very phrase rag week
makes me want to toss used fanny pads at people.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

bloody student :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

you always say that about the ones you fancy . . .
hehehe! ta!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:41, archived)

you're a wonderful mental dave

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

lovely
I like the tonsils - they're the tastyest bit of a man.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

he has a small mans bottom in his mouth

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

he has a small nun's bottom in his mouth


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

Me likey!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahaha!
i'm rather liking these
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:07, archived)

thanks!
Patrick Moore next, methinks!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

\o/

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:11, archived)