OH NOES LOOK OUT OPRAH!!!11


Edit: Incidentaly, I'd advise against googling tentacle with safe search off.

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( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

wait wait...
hold on a sec
edit : ahh shitbricks - psp crashed :(
GODDIT!

I removed 1/20th of the magnification they added to the camera lens
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

*waits*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

*waits*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

*waits*

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

*weights*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

*w8s*

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hahah you win.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

wheats

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

*chevrons*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

*chevrons more*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

*wates*

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

*carry on

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Terry Waites
In Carry On Kidnapping
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

"Oooh, Mccarthy... stop messin' abaat"

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

this chevron looks like it was fitted by a bleddy indian

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Mucks up chevron
MooHahaha
plans global chevron take over
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

fixes chevron

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

did it work?

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

*completes chevron*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

what happened to this chevron?
you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

Nooooooo you ruined it.
:(
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

no, it was ruined well before i got here.
look at the state of it.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

Your CD better make up for this.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

boink

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

REPLY DELETER!!!
*points*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

FOOD EATER!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

it was incriminating.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

I give up.
What am I waiting for? Haha what were you going to shop?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

i'm doing it again...
hold on
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

*holds on*

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

tada!

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahahaha that was worth the wait.
Nice clone tooling!
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

copy paste of the other 1/2 of the couch
he's got big fat legs for a midget
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

and some seams....

Woo
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

where? :o

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 16 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

don't warn the bitch!
let him eat her, then die of food poisoning. 2 for 1!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

What's wrong with Oprah?
LEAVE OPRAH ALONE!!!
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

you can tell a lot about a person from their choice of sofa

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

I see what you mean.
I'm always weary of anyone who has a white leather corner group.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

that is the worst of all sofas

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

I blame DFS.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

I know - DFS==
Devil Felates Sofas...

true story
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

I belive so.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

what about
those orange/brown/cream/black striped bobbly sofas from the 70's-80's?
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

they probably get midly anxious around leeks
/ac
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

What about
'biscuit' leather 2 and 3 seat recliners?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

i just don't like her.
and i don't live in a trailer.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

Yes you do.
It's got bars and it says 'come and see the famous Smash Monkey at Captain and Co Circus' on it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

you call that a trailer?
that's barely a cage!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

You get what you're given, bitch.
*brandishes prod again*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

put it away!
my hair is burnt and i've got blisters on my blisters!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

You LOVE it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

maybe
but my skin is getting crispy
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

You smell DELICIOUS.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

*fears*
step away from the gravy boat
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Gotcha.
I don't really mind Tom Cruise either. At least he's interesting; like celebrities should be.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

Joan Crawford.
There was an interesting one. Read her daughter's book for insight.


*makes the finger pointy circly head crazy motion*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

Who?
Don't say google it. I want to hear from a real person.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

Old time actress.
Absolutely batshit. Adopted two children and then completely abused them (not sexually) for years and years. Mainly the daughter. Made her eat raw meat, and then when she vomited kept giving her the plate of vomit and refusing to give her any other food etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

See, that's the sort of celebrity we need!

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

I'd rather we had no celebrites
then everything could go back to normal again.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

Hahaha how long ago was that?
I mean technically how far back would you have to go to not have celebrities?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

She looked as mad as she was.
i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/244/837/07/o_new_joan.jpg

Also, this photo makes me with I had an 'ology'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

*shudders*
She look maniacal
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

You're not fucking wrong.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

i've never read it
but i heard she was as mad as a box of rage-infected hornets
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

That really happened.

( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

I know RPS is shit but I just couldn't help myself.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

"fat leotard" as a search (for an older compo, I might add)
came up with a surprising result....

Woo for the pic!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

:O Different angle Goatse?!
Fan art?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

I chose not to investigate any further
after glimpsing the thumbnail.... *shudder*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 16 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

these Scientologists
I always knew they were the spawn of the Kraken
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

It's in their pamphlet,
"So you want to be a Scientologist but aren't the spawn of the Kraken?"
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

hmmm
i now know what you mean, yuk
(pissflaps is reading., Fri 16 May 2008, 14:10, archived)