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(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

still would

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

I think I have

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

I would give her the bone of love,
but only if she didnt talk at all!

Edit: And did anyone else see Keith Allen on Soccer AM the other week and think he was a complete and utter twat?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Imagine
the shock when you woke up and saw her the next day!
(webmeister counting down the days till chrimbo, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Better than waking up next to her dad!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

the fat little chav
was in the paper yesterday with her tiny tits out and peroxide blonde hair. She's a foul little chubby common beast and I would not even under torture.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Oh really?
Linkage?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

I don't have a scanner hooked up but hang on for a shitty
camera shot.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

don't click too fast.
seems I have 110 fotos to import from my phone
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Do not fear young Pasanon!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1164003.ece

NSFW obviously....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Kill me now!
"Lily got something off her chest and peeled off her shirt to reveal a couple of chart-toppers."

Dear god.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

and very nice they are too
in the first pic i thought they were plastic,but thankfully they're not.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

I think Lilly Allen's cute,
her music is psuedo-cockney trash a la Kate Nash, but I'd only kick either of them out of bed to have rampant animal sex on the floor.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahaha she's not fucking chubby.
Christ, no wonder little girls have anorexia now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

she's grotesque!
when she is lifting herself from the pool she looks like she's carrying elephant twins ;) ( slideshow )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

It's really good you'll never see me naked.
Although well done for adding to my bastard of a mood, it's helping in my antifilter rants.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:14, archived)

haha.
I'm only prejudiced against big arses when it comes to sex. As I'll be sleeping with neither you or Lily it really does not matter. If I'm not going to fuck you, you can have the biggest arse in the world and I'll not notice if you make me laugh.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

Not ALL fatties are funny, you know.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

pfft.
That depends upon their repertoire my dear. ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

I LIKE BIIIIIIIG BUTTS AND I CAN@T DENY!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

Dont worry, I went to The Sun website.
I feel all dirty!

She has got rather porky hasnt she!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Ah right, I did not bother to look as I did not think they would be in there.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Link!

( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Look above a bit you perv!
;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Sorry.
My eyesights not what it used to be.

My optician's mystified by it.
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

what
that's porky is it? Jeeziz
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

She's chubby?
Fantastic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

"Are they big? I like 'em big! "
"They're enormous"
"Really. Very, very big"
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Yeah, what?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

It's from the Italian Job.
The real version. Professor Peach likes 'em big.
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

Yeah, I've seen it
but found it boring as hell. I don't think I was in the mood and minis are shit cars as far as I'm concerned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Yup.
I make it a general rule to never buy a car that doesn't have enough room in the boot for two dead adults.

You never know when you may need the space.
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Don't do that dear,
it gives them ideas.
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

she's barely a cup size
bigger than me.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

she's not fat in the slightest
crikey o bikey.

Dude, if people took photos of my breasts on the beach the beating that they would get would be INDESCRIBABLE
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, matey.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

ere be pirates
and ugly people
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Ya has a woman's beard ma Lord!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

Daddy's girl?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Thats the first guy you see when you go into a new pub for the first time

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

And the jukebox stops playing...

(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

and then a cowboy goes flying out the door
followed by a chicken
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

and the chorus line of Cherie Blair lookalikes sing,
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

I demand - DEMAND
to see this fillum
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

And a young rick mail is in the background

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

But it were still too 'eavy!

(daddypigsaw Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

dont stray from the Paathh

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

And someone starts tuning the banjos...

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

see shag
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

looks my auntie
only less hairy.
splendid.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Looks like...
Amy Winehouse
(Belgaer is, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:50, archived)