Cock out time
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( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

what I really want is a piano

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

and a 12 inch pianist?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:30, archived)