I'm just off to have a nightmare....


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( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:18, archived)

shopped pictures only!!!
:D
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:19, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

hehe. nice.
hello my little strumpet of joy and happiness.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

Hello my beautiful angel of death and vengeance.
What downfall of mankind have you been plotting today?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

well my best friend hates me i think...
and you called me beautiful!!! awww...you blind idiot!

but done lots of cleaning today and feeling a bit cack over my friend.
i'm starting to think relationships with people are fucking futile.

and how about your gorgeous self?
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

How could I find death and vengeance anything other than beautiful?
(I was going to put 'how could I find you anything other than beautiful?' but you just argue with me when I act like a 19th century cliche)

I've thought that relationships with people were futile for ages now. Huzaah for being jaded. Although I'm sure you're just being over critical given how you usually are.

I'm moistly splendid, trying to write my book whilst intermittently becoming enraged by my lack of ability to write/family who are cunts.
Plus my digestive tract has currently fucked off and left me with some kind of industrial sack full of nails and glass in its stead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

i have the most painful gland come up in my jaw. thats fun.
and very painful.

and i'm not being over critical, more sick with worry about my friend..with a bit of arrogant "sod em then" thrown in.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

You have a painful glan coming in your jaw!
You can talk to me about said friend if you want, although I'm sort of off and on the site at the moment. Plus I'm no fucking help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

ah it's ok..
just don't want to see him get hurt as i love the silly bugger to bits.
ah fuck knows.

i'm a crap friend.

epic fail.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:06, archived)

*starts to look for picture of epic flail*
*gives up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

bless you for trying.
i'm a big fat f(l)ailure.



god i've missed feeling this crappy.


almost makes me want to smile...ah no.


and it's a bit quiet on here tonight.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:21, archived)

It's been like this recently, completely dead on the weekends.
I think it must be because it's getting more summery now...or something. Either that or it's because it's university and school exam time.

Plus you're lovely and great and moist.
Especially moist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

marry me?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:35, archived)

not if I do first

( mr horrible, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

lets all get married
and then have a big orgy.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

"Let's all build a big gay house."

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

I'd marry you splendidly in a moist second.
You moistly splendid moisty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

I LOVE YOU!
:D

*internetz hugz*
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

*internet bums*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

pfft

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

But Uncle Owen, I have to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
And my holiday snaps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:51, archived)

You want a laugh
I had health and safety round my place today and they told me I have to put a lable on the breakfast peanut butter saying 'Contains nuts'.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

Did you not say 'Technically a peanut is actually a pea, so I refuse to label this item anything other than may contain peas'

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

looks up:P

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:41, archived)

Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
*suddenly gets it*

Hehe chucklin' now.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

I Refuse!
This made me chuckle on the way in to work this morning

(Colonel Ratticus, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

I took her false (sorry real and natural) boobs off..

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

i love her tits...well more she's a right tit for claiming for so they were natural
most women would love to be able to get thinner and thinner and for their tits to somehow magically grow.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

The right tit I like
I've got nothing against her right tit

The trouble is - neither has she
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

arf!
hehehe
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

*shudders*
Good skills my man.




I've now been a member 3 years. Woo!
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

Happy Anniversary, stout yeoman!!

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

When you say you've been a "member"....

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

Wanna join my
"club"?
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Argh! It's one of those aliens from Close Encounters!

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

yep!

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:57, archived)