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( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

isn't she dead yet?

( mictoboy, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

tonight's the night

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

*prods it to see if it wobbles like the Churchill dog*

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

you prod dogs?
*alerts rspca*
( mictoboy, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

SECTARIAN BASTARD!!!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Free the gang of four!


or something
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

A man is walking through Belfast
when he's dragged into an alley and a knife is held against his throat.

A thickly-accented Northern Irish voice hisses into his ear: "Are ye proddestant or catholic?"

Thinking fast, the man says "actually, I'm Jewish."

The voice says "I must be the luckiest Arab in Belfast."
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

hahaha Nice one Mangi!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

"Ohhhh Yes."

( mikenco, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

#ooh ah up the RA
ooh ah up the RA!#
( mr spoons, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:47, archived)