Willow's Fuckin' Ripped man!


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(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

i've just sicked a little into my mouth
on that note, goodnight b3ta
( mictoboy, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

Nighty night dude

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

hahahahaha
b3ta.com/questions/stuff_youve_overheard/post10590

do you think your dad was stoned?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

That would be a reasonable assumption.
I once walked into the front room as my parents were watching The Perfect Storm just as the big wave crashed over the boat and said in amazement "That's fucking mental!" they just looked at me and I skulked off to my room.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

I can't recall the first time I swore in front of my parents
I think I must have been very young
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

I remember my first swear in front of mine
well kind off.
There was a film on tv at christmas time one year in the mid to late 80's called Fuzz Bucket, my Dad caught me trying to get my brother to switch the first letters of each word and made me look up fuck in the dictionary.
I was enlightened.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

It's only 11'o'clocks you light weight shit!
well g'nite I suppose
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Eh?
Where are you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Shit!
I swear it was only 11 when I last looked.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

Night, hombre.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

Good idea!
i'm off too!
G'nite b3ta!
Have a lovely night :)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

Night to you also, son.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

YOUR CLOTHEZ. GEEV THEM TO MEE.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

ERP!
EDIT: I've pissed someone off. I've been unfanned :)
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

So have I as well.
But I'm sodded if I'm going to trawl through my friends and fans to find out who.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

I just unfanned both of you.
/may be lies
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

:-(
Am sad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

I'd assign it a name. Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

Right.
Five times I've read that, not once has it made sense.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

It's the second half of a palindrome, which I just randomly quoted because it directly proceeds the short sentence 'Is sad'.
Or for the whole thing; "T.Eliot top bard notes putrid tang emanating. Is sad. I'd assign it a name. Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

Oh I seeee.
Good stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

I read that once about eight years ago and have never forgotten it.
I think it may be a combination of the fact I have a very selective memory and that you only have to remember half of it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

There are certain things you remember, for some reason.
With me it's lines from Shakespeare but hardly the same as I had to learn some.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

I'm down to 52 now. Bah!
I guess it's for the best and I'm gonna post another shitty thread in a bit.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Plus that means you can now play fan solitare.
Also the main characters in my book just had sex, sweaty sordid alien sex with tentacles*.

*lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

OH sweet!

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

You're the first person I've seen
to "out" the number of fans they have. I always assumed it was some kind of taboo or something.

/has 36 fans, including two lurkers
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I have three fans!
How on Earth did that happen? I post about 2 pictures a month, and both of them are generally shit. Thank you. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

/about to have 1 fan blog
(boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

I like your two pictures a month.
I will be your fan.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

It is? Fuck. Fans and stuff really doesn't bother me too much. I like it if people get a giggle from some of my stuff sure, but I'm not going to get offended if they don't.
I MEAN, IT'S THE INTERNET, RIGHT?
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

I put you as a friend
Because I like your pictures.

I'M NOT ASHAMED.

Fuck me but I'm tired though. I really am to my bed this time.
(boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

This is very true.
I vaguely remember you spamming for fans at one point a few months ago, though.

/is your fan anyway because I LUV U
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

DESTROY THEM!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

I WILL WANG THEM TO ORGASM. AND THEN ON TO DEATH.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Bollocks to em!
I was unfanned by Sugar Spun Sister because I was pissing around with paint.
She's since turned to the dark side so I cant say that I'm too bothered.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Might be her. I'm sure she was a friend a while back.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Actually,
I fanned her because I liked her stuff and she said she liked my stuff. She never returned the fanning. Now she doesn't post anything on here anymore, I'm thinking of unfanning her. But then if I do, I might miss it if she does post a picture. I don't know what to do! TELL ME, B3TA!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Do it!!!
You'll feel better for it, can't be doing with hangers on.
Or don't it's up to you really.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

You are all a bunch of girls.
I mean this in a loving way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Girl on girl love eh?
;)
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hopefully.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

I may not be a lady
but I have a killer mangina.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

^
I can attest to this
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

I would like to see it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

You already did, surely?
You replied to the thread, anyway.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

No I mean properly.
In ridiculously high res.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

I shall present it for inspection
at the bash.

Maybe.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

I shall ply you with alcohol if there's a chance of seeing it.
And get Dix to hold you down.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Stop trying to awaken my dormant homosexual tendencies!
*holds out limp wrist*
Oh, you!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

dormant doormouse
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

What?! He's just holding you down.
I'm examining.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

This reminds me of a tedious Facebook anecdote
which I won't bore anyone with, because I'm going to bed.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 17 May 2008, 0:39, archived)