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( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

NIPNIPS!!!
'ningles matey:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

*rubs nipples*
Compoed because I can
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

That'd be that dropdown menu thingy I've heard so much about:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

nipples? yes.
nipples attached to him? hell, no.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

Why is it than whenever I do something political
it descends into discussion of nipples?
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

because nipples are more interesting than politics

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

Yes but you can rest assured they'd be very sensible nipples!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

i don't want sensible nipples!
i want nipples that are erect with wanton abandon!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Well his would probably
wear a cardie and sip ovaltine. It's a known fact that his were the first nipples to write a letter of complaint to the BBC!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

educated nipples, you say?
well, i'm sure they would enjoy being rubbed up against the inside of that cardie..
*goes for a quick "lie down"*
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

You never hear of anyone going for a slow lie down.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

Maybe in 1970s porn

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

they're called fingers
but you never see 'em fing.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

The truth!
Hahaha
( durbster has a new game on his website, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:59, archived)