Bororis wants a boneo!


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( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

bororis want a kicking

( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

don't kick bororis
bororis is funny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

he is funny
but he's clueless as fuck
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Which is why the stupid looking dog works so well
besides he's a politician, you expect him not to be clueless...I'll bet you laughed at Yes, Minister....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

the pic is good
it's the man himself i was having a go at.
also, i never watched yes, minister.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

damn. yes minister was actually funny, probably too close to the truth, but funny

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

i was too busy watching red dwarf
and horror films :)
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Missed the first go at red dwarf. I found out it's about 1 year younger than me :( and it's hardly been repeated here. I feel like I'm missing out. I'm too lazy to download it and too cheap to buy it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

WHAT!???
download it NOW!
it's easily the best programme ever made. i have every episode and still watch them all the time.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

I could, I suppose, I'm capped to buggery so it's not going to cost extra
Best tv show...huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm...naaaaaaaaaahhh...."beware the hoof beats cross the glaaaaaaaade"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

that wouldn't be
the black adder, would it?
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Yeah the original series wasn't the best
BUT IT WAS VERY VERY LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I think the best TV shows are things like David Attenborough or Robert Winston's docos.

but I'm going with the Blackadder series as the best fiction.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

i've got all of those, too
except blackadder's christmas carol
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

I HAVE BLACKADDER'S CHRISTMAS CAROL IT IS BRILLIANT
MMMMMMMMMMMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
(if it's not on rapidshare or similar I can probably put it up.) edit: www.mininova.org/tor/515673
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

bugger.
i've got an irate cousin on the line, i'm off for an earbashing :(
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

have fun
and I stuck a link in so it's not that bad
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I just posted how I've always seen him
Completely useless but you'd feel bad if you had no smack him over the nose with a rolled up newpaper.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

yeah
anyone else would be kicked out of politics for the good of humanity. his utter gormlessness is what saves him.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

It would be funny to do that and watch him sneeze

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

that looks surprising like him
have a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

^ all this

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

COPYCAT!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

this confuses me..as i'm secretly in love with boris
and would give him one...but would i if he looked like a dog?

AAAAH! I AM SO CONFUSED!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

We both know that woudn't stop you:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

true..but i have to pretend to have some degree of standards.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

That's why Gordon Brown was born:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

haha!
oo you're wicked you are! *limp wrist*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Excellent !
No...really !

Mind if I Reap Hosed ?

( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

You like a bird with a big rhea do you?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Here, Bororis!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

wahey
Is he from Barking?
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

YEs
The son off a collier
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'd give him a bone any day.

( wlinden, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:31, archived)