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( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

cor
thats scary! :D
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

gerry anderson presents

Space Precinct

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahahahaha
*remembers the horror*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

i had some SP pogs.
*feels shame
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

SAMIR AH LOVES YER

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Why am I looking at your Su Pollard?
also does anyone know how easy it is to wire a BT socket?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

easy peasy :-
1) Get a BT socket.
2) Wire it.
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

3. profit!
:)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

bugger
I hadn't thought of 1)

or 2)
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

I know.
it is between very and fiddly depending on your skill and tools.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

i'd say it was quite easy
i've doen it before using a bank card to push the wires home.

it's easy as long as you have the wires in the right place, much like wireing a network parch panel or a network socket.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

I think it is a pice of piss
and funnily enough did one yesterday.
www.wppltd.demon.co.uk/WPP/Wiring/UK_telephone/uk_telephone.html

I've never tried the bank card approach but it does not hurt to go and buy a Krone IDC tool from Maplins or online.
www.clarity.it/acatalog/punchdown_tools.html
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

I need to move the master socket from my kitchen to the living room
or failing that just put two extensions in the living room
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

why 2?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

one for each desk

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

easiest way would be to move the box.
just get a junction box ( or even some connector block ). Take off the master, extend the cable using the connector ( straight through ) and pop the box back on at the other end. ( i'd suggest you get an IDC tool, it makes it so much easier )
extensions can be easier and quicker but they are more costly and can get unsightly. Plus the more sockets you have the more phones you are tempted use and when you consider your line is most likely rated REM 3 ( which means 3 phones only or 2 phones and ADSL ) then you might degrade your line by loading it too much ( usually means the broadband disconnects when the phone rings )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

oooh
look at you with your socket related ramblings.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

My talents are boundless.
and you can bet if I don't know how to do something I'll come back later all experted up ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

^what he says.
but i favour the nectar card.

;D
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

yes, i got one of those a little while after
i also had a used proper BT one that an engenieer left one time at the office.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

would

( Darklord, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Haha
She frightens me.

Also: never buy one of those green plastic heat-insulating mugs from somerfield because the lids don't screw on properly and you'll end up spilling piping hot tea all over the nice new jeans that I just got out of the tumble dryer five minutes ago.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hahahahaha this

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

That is fucking horrible.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

that's jeff goldblum's wet dream, right there

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

hahahahaha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

heh
i thought it may have been a bit too subtle ;)
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Jeff Goldblum you are a powerful, focussed force of nature.

( gronkpan, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJVeHm0QT04
( gronkpan, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

he is
extremely shaggable
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

*nods emphatically*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

earth girls really are easy!

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

this film^
is a must see
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

indeed
i want to shave him, too...
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

what!
and ruin the flavour
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Oh yes...
Especially where that tall lump of Yiddishe goodness is concerned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

damn you, geena davis!
i'm all hot and bothered now!
*frustrates*
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

QUAVERS AND HAM SANDWICH
^this is happening currently in, and in front of my face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

damn!
you've cunningly diverted my mind from sex to food!
*searches vainly for quavers*
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Sex and food are so siiiimilar.
If I don't have either I get irritable and then die.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

i feel your pain
the only way to avoid calories is to be constantly humping. this is the greatest diet plan ever.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Yup.
If I didn't have a mortgage my life would be 'bake cake, eat cake, work off cake, bake cake, eat cake, work off cake...'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

hi 5s
for having the same weaknesses
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Oh hell yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

so we are agreed
1 sex
2 food
3 rock and roll
4 b3ta
5 weight lifting
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Can I change 5 to smoking gear?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

banging
unless, we add drugs to rock and roll.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

Oh aye, definitely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

if by weights you mean pints
then i'm all for it
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

janine?

( Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha
lovely stuff. I can never get my head around what kind of science allows a woman who gets uglier as the day gets longer to have so many affairs.

may I repost this from the gay shift?


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( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

Bloody hell.
Odd as it sounds, this looks quite like one of my first bosses.

Good morning, sir.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Good morning
madam.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

How goes it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

Fine thank you
I am bored so I am about to watch one of the hugely expensive DVD painter masterclasses I have bought for my foray into proper portrait painting

( this woman is about to teach me ) www.faysartstudio.com/gallery.html
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

I hate to see the name spelt that way
she's bloody good though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

My purile brain is constantly trying to remove the letters "ays" from that link
Wow, shes aces
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

a few hours watching this DVD
and I better be aces too or that's $120 down the drain.

( have you seen her commission prices?)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Aye.. damn talented people.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

I bought
Fay Sirkis -Paint like a master and Learning painter X with Jeremy Sutton and if I'm not selling $20000 paintings by morning I'm going to San Francisco to tear some new arseholes. ( Oh dear, that might be misconstrued ).
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Mine too!!
He wasn't called Steve and was from Sheffield was he?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Kevin, from Aylesbury.
Possibly the most pigshit-thick bastard I've ever come across.

Good salesman though. I'm assuming that was so people could get away from his snaggletoothed freaky head.

I do know a Steve from Sheffield though. I think you'd like him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

I knew a Kevin from Aylesbury
but that was Kevin Davis. A mental skinhead, Man Utd fan.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

I don't believe I know him.
This Kevin wasn't a skin, he'd not have the stones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

ooh like like or like like?
Pics?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

LIKE like
unfortunately not, I haven't seen him in a few years. Big rugby player. No neck. Silly ears. Absolute softy. (To explain the softiness, he called me 'petalkins' every day from the day we met.)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

\o/
*melts*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

And I always reckoned he'd be easily turned.
It's a shame you didn't know me a few years ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

damn my ex to hell!!* :D
*a bit more than he is already damned, that is
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

We'll he's lost a very excellent man.
I'd call that damned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Haha
That's a whole new kind of weird
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Sarah Jessica Parker?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

YOWZA

( gronkpan, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

shopped pictures only :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)