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( kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

mmm.. horrid
don't worry. i have a tasty alternative

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

Haha, I still love this.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

even though i've posted it like 100 times now?
i must be great

(thanks)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

it is
it is
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

Hamtoucher.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

how delicious would kentucky fried ham be?
i'd buy it, for sure
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Kentucky Freud Chicken. Mother-fuckin' good.

/nicked from book of graffiti I read when I was young
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

graffiti 3, i think.
i had 3 and 4. my favourite was
"my mother made me a homosexual"
"if i give her the wool, will she make me one?"
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'm glad I didn't try to claim this as my own joke.
I knew somebody on here would have read the same book.

Oh, and woo to the original post by the way, I forgot to say that.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

they weren't my books, they were my sister's
i wish they were mine!
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

nigel rees?
now officially britain's smuggest man, since ned sherrin died
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

i don't know
i was only a kid when i read them.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

Well that 'bout beat all, dun it?

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

KFC: We can't believe it; we finally got you to eat out of a fucking bucket
next up the pizza hut trough
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

Burger King nosebag

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

YES!
Total mind piss
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

Haha!
I now really want a meatball subway.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

*looks up on urbandictionary*
oh, it's real
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

OMG
its the Monty python flying circus chicken kfc style mmmmmmm ..

YAY
(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Now with added TUMOUR!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

To get to the other side . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

some one make the Colonel Sanders logo
DANCE !!!!
(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

hehehehe

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Window lickin' good

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:18, archived)