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(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

:-o in a new thread?!?!?!?!?!
...



meh...have a woo anyway
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

is that verboten?
i'm down with filesize regs and stuff, wasn't aware reposts weren't allowed in a new thread. not sure why, it all appears in one big long page anyhow- what's the diff?
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

indeed
not a big prob tho, considering the epic threadwasting that's occured tonight
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

it knocks another one off the bottom
which is, if everyone plays by the rules, someone's original work
so it's not really fair
( Mushroom, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

oh. clearly the 'view older messages' link is beyond some people's grasp
it's still my orignal work though?
meh. i will attempt to abide by this bit of legislation with great gusto.
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

its just respect for other poeples work
if you dont like fuck off
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

my me you're such a welcoming chap!
internets. serius bizness for some.
like i said i will abide by it- anything else you'd care to contribute to this conversation or are you done nurturing your inner moron?
seriously- anyone would think i just shat on the mona lisa.
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

shit on the mona lisa
it'd be an improvement!

i didnt mean to come across as a cunt, but there are people on here who think the FAQ is there to be broken...

im not a great internet lover, but that pisses me off...

anyways...apologies for being a twunt
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

no worries man.
i'm glad you managed to shake the sand from your vagine.
i really should read that FAQ some time :D
(i kid- i read it once. years ago, then didn't post for ages.. maybe a refresher is in order.
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

bah!
dont bother

it doent explain much...the only way to learn the board is to do FAIL and learn from it

ive had HUNDREDS of FAILS...believe me ;-)

apologies for my piss poor grammar...i think ive had too many whiskies!
( Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

As long as they are single malts
the I, for one, will forgive you.

edit: that was supposed to be "then", not "the". However, I like the arrogance implicit in calling myself "the I", so I'm going to leave it as it is.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

why, there is nothing finer
then a wonderful single malt

im drinking auchentoshan triple distilled lowland scotch

yum yum
( Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Everybody has lots of old pictures they would like to repost.
If everybody did it in new threads, it would KILL B3TA STONE DEAD.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

YOU WOULDNT STEAL A CAR!!!!
YOU WOULDNT STEAL A HANDBAG!!!

YOU WOULDNT REPOST IN A NEW THREAD!!!

peas in new threads kill b3ta!
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

i would steal a car
but i wouldn't copy one
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

OMFG GTA4 MCROFLCOPTER!!!!!
;-)
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

in fact, i make a point
of never downloading music illegally, when i can just nick an armful of cds from the shops.
that way, someone loses something as well as me gaining
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

smart man!
offer to give me a tenner, but only give me a fiver, therefore, you still own me a fiver and i to you...

...so we're even ;-)
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

I'll fucking give photocopying a car a bloody good try
at the local library

that'll show 'em

hahaha they won't be expecting that, with their little copier and it's little note about "DO NOT PHOTOCOPY BOOKS WITH PHOTOCOPIER"

I'll give them books, with a fucking 4x4 range rover smashed into the fucking imagybit (what's it called) of the photocopier

hah!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 20 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

Hahaha, I hate that fucking advert.
I spend every day dealing with people who wouldn't think twice about stealing a car/handbag/movie/whatever, so the artificially-imposed upper-middle class guilt trip doesn't work for me. And I find it hilarious that the deluded ad-campaign wankers who dreamed up the idea think it's going to work on anyone.

Still, I suppose it's better than that "the pirates are out to get you" shite with the mad red-eyed bloke holding a branding iron. Yeah, cool is copyright. That's cool. You're cool. That means that copyright is cool. I'm going to obey copyright laws from now on, because they're cool.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

and don't forget
"piracy supports terrorism"
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

hahahaha
the best!
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

was this explained by some kind of captain hook/abu hamza analogy?

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

AND will destroy our development and YOUR future enjoyment.
Implicit implication: terrorism - meh; our future development; OF INCREDIBLE IMPORTANCE FOR THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

Fuck it, if it means jeapordising your future development of, plucking an example out of the ether... Transformers 2 (directed by Michael Bay), I'm willing to take that risk.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

can't wait to see the new jurrassic park
Bet the dinosaurs are all patriotic and do their killin' with only american guns

:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 20 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

no wonder i love piracy so much.

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:18, archived)

but it's one of my pieces!!!
it's not stealing if it's yours right? otherwise musicians would opnly be able to play each song once...
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

its because new threads
push peoples new work off the bottom of the board...

...if you wanted to get it into the compo, just be polite and thread jack, along the lines of : -

"excuse me while i thread jack, but i thought id slip this in here for the compo"
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

it's bollocks
but we'll pretend it's ridiculously important because that's kinda our thing
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

My bollocks are ridiculously important to me.
If you have a problem with that, take it up with my scrotum.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

take it up what?
I'm shocked, sir
( Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

b3ta appears to be bringing out my inner innuendo.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

i dont count it as major
...but it is a waste of a thread....but apparently thats happened alot here tonight
( Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

*Filenames*
*Thinks*
*Bangs head on keyboard*
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

he's alpacca(ing) heat
edit: please pea in existing posts, you can still mark as compo
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

does everyone ask me this cos i'm a relative n00b? cos the thread below is a pearoast but i didn't see anythin in it..
i don't get it :(
(UppityDamnPrimate idiot savant, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

sorry dude,
i didn't read that one properly. you got picked on! Nothing personal squire!
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Good point.
Its just hit an miss, sometimes the nazis get you, other times they float around not noticing/caring.


Nazis float.
( Stephen_Seagul, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

EXACTLY like witches.
Coincidence? I think not.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

I have an image of hitler floating around drinking martinis.
in my head, not a real image.
I need a printer direct from my brain.
( Stephen_Seagul, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

But if it printed everything you were thinking
it could be terribly embaressing...

And for the average B3tan, the magenta ink would run out pretty quickly...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Aye, i suppose.
But it would sell for millions, and most likely i'd be sectioned.
( Stephen_Seagul, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

hmm nazi witches
sounds fun
( Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

any alapacacino posts are excused nawtiness
and i'll use it get more of my pearoast-for-compos out of the way

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

that is one of my favourite bits of word play ever =)
have a click
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

grand!

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

yeah
i lol'ed
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:12, archived)