Queera Knightley anyone?


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(StreetSpirit, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

I'll take the bottom half thanks
:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:59, archived)

*takes top half*
Hooray!

*does sexing*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:09, archived)

Not into skull fucking then?:P
'ningles all. I just discovered, as I don't normally have to send the word 'cock' by text. That on predictive anal appears before cock does!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

'cor!
What brand of phone do you have?

Mine's been sanitised to buggery and back.

No rude, or even slightly rude words whatsoever.

I had to add them all manualy.
( Halibut ran out of time, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

My one had it as standard
Just bought it from a Carphone Warehouse on Old Compton Street.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:19, archived)

Well it's no bloody wonder then is it?
'ning!
/Also, I asked my mate if he wanted to come out for a RIOT instead of a PINT
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:36, archived)

Want to in to the sub for a riot?
I will try and sulk the carnage if she's cycle
( TY&GN, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:40, archived)

I've done worse
I used to have a huge crush on this Japanese girl years ago. We we're having a cheese and wine night at my shared flat and I thought I'd invite her as she wasn't that aux faux with English customs so I texted her to see if she wanted to come.
I never heard from her again and it was only when I was clearing out my messages that I realised I'd invited her to a cheese and wind night!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

cheese and wind?
I'd have been straight there
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, archived)

A couple of bottles of wine
Then trying to pull off a three part harmony.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

I know what that tells me!
:P

'ning ghostie!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

That I should stop texting you?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:20, archived)

Immediatley, yes!
The other half is catching on.

:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

Catching on what?
Have you tried just pushing harder?:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:23, archived)

HAhaha
and taking the prince albert out.

:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:26, archived)

cor she's filled out a bit

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:10, archived)

meh
still got no tits at all, it'd be like shagging a teenage boy
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:12, archived)

with a fanny

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:13, archived)

well quite
:D
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:14, archived)

Would that make her a gentleman girl?
Being the opposite of a lady boy.
( Halibut ran out of time, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

every holes a winner
;)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:25, archived)

yer
too plummy and bony for me

pretty girl an all that, but HAVE A PIE OR SOMETHING
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:16, archived)

aye
Not sexy when you can get distracted counting the ribs during shagging
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:17, archived)

Bollocks.
She's too fat.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

*skullfucks*

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:22, archived)

blimey!
top shoppage, have a click!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:22, archived)