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( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahahaha
you silly sausage
( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

Do you like this image that I just made?

Edit: The joke doesn't work as well now that that image stealer has been de-fp'd :P
( Leningrad, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

oh, that's going to leave chair holes
plenty for him to choose from!
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

Fucking A as always you git!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

That's fantastic.
You should crudely resize it, and it'll be on the front page before you can say "artichoke".

edit: of course, I mean COMPO IT!!!

edit edit: about fucking time.

edit edit edit: I mean "about fucking time it got de-FP'd", not "about fucking time you COMPO'D IT".

edit edit edit edit: although it is about fucking time that you COMPO'D IT.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

i don't understand about the stealing thing
but that it fablass
( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

and older than the internet.
/may be a slight exaggeration
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Nail Him!
Nail Him Hard!
(Fluffster, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

You Sir!
Loved the randomburn
( djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

yay
I'm glad :)
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

hahaha
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

llama llama cheesecake llama
tablet brick potato llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama
duck
( Mushroom, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

??????????

( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO WORK OUT THE CHORDS SO THAT I CAN LEARN TO PLAY THIS SONG
*superglee*
( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

:D

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

GET ON WITH IT

( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

Oh, I dont actually work here as such.
Im more of a freelance gawker.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

Currently working out.
How much will you pay me? ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

seriously? COOL
payment. hmmm. i'm sure we can come to some arrangement
( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

Arf!
I'll gaz it to you tomorrow if I find the time.

i cant work out the intricacies at this time of night due to my nephew sleeping in the next room ;)

I'm also rather tired after playing and working out The Seldom Seen Kid all night :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

wooooohoooooo

( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

is it gc and d, i bet it is

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

The chords are
FFFFFFFFFFLMNLBMLNGLMALGNLBMLNG
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

Merm?
Schmermamermburg?
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

yeah man!
schmergmermcore

:D
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

It's basically just
B, E, D and F#

/all the right notes but not necessarily in right order blog
( Supergyrations, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama on the llama
llama's llama tastes of llama
llama llama duck
half a llama twice the llama
not a llama farmer llama
llama in a car a llama
llama llama duck

is that how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob ankle cold
now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

WHY DO I KNOW THIS OFF BY HEART
( Mushroom, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

because it fucking rocks!

( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

oh you cunt
i shall counter with

"the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
to Isengard! to Isengard!"
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

\o/
Cillit bang Cillit bang, Cillit Cillit Cillit Bang!
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

i need to find 'they're taking the hobbits to isengard' on youtube now

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

Agreed.
Find the cillit bang techno remix whilst your at it.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PHGE7bO6Mg8
( Mushroom, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

Ace!

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

This meant nothing to me
So I googled it and by god that's funny. Go to the source - www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

ooooh vienna!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

this
means nothing to me.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

Oh come on.
You must have an anecdote about being in Vienna.

*gets comfy and sparks up* So you were in Vienna and...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

I've never been to Vienna.
Honestly. But there was this one time, I was supposed to meet her in Vienna and I got called back from Barcelona for a major important thing that is major important to blokes so she spent our anniversary with strange Austrians.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

An anecdote about how once, you didn't go to Vienna.
Perfect.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Fantas
tic :o)
( Funkster, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Is Riverghost around?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 20 May 2008, 22:55, archived)

he's more of an oval

( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

Drum kit falls off a cliff...

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

...is caught by a passing seagull...

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

Baddumm Tsshsshssssss

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

can it be milked?

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Where's my fucking milk, you llamatard?

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

Where's my fucking llama! you boatretard!

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

A one-l lama
he's a priest
a two-l llama
he's a beast
but I will bet
a silk pajama
there aint't any
three-l lama
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:22, archived)