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(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

You're 36 minutes early.

( Leningrad, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

it's Tuesday
still. He's bang on cue.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

Ah, the mystery mod strikes again.
Is the bus still waiting?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

ALL ABOARD!

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

I really wish they'd do a one-off Pimp My Bus special.
But not with Westwood.




Shut up, Westwood.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

I can't even begin to describe the pleasure and confusion this gives me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

HEADPHONES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFoOWxwkZ8E&feature=related

or link for later.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

I have Liked it.
That's my saving for later.

And one for you. Totally unrelated.

www.coco-de-mer.co.uk/
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

that rabbit's ears
look a bit wrong.

( I will be looking into it shortly shorty.)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

They've got some nice things.
They need more though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Drop the bomb, my dad's a bishop and i'm 50
silly westwood
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

I'm all about the love and all
but fuck me, how is it that nobody tries to shoot that cunt more often?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Who wants to go to prison for that idiot?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

I will.
but I have a few other things that take precedence.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

Exactly.
You've got a young sir to teach bearishness to.

Hmm. Now I'm wondering if 'tis sir or madam.


Ohhhh don't be upset.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

he's a sir
and is becoming quite boorish. I might have to ship him off to boarding school soon.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oh thank goodness.
A friend of mine has a small man about the house as well, but I have yet to meet him (having been somewhat lax when it comes to travel far and wide. I blame my lack of driver's license) although apparently he nuts people to show affection.

I should point out he is a baby, and not a youth.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

Mine is
a proper little gentleman and nearly 7. He will make his own mind up but I hope to steer him towards the military for a few years before he spunks my business up the wall.

My eldest boy is 24 now but we have no contact and all I can do is wish him well.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

I know someone in a similar situation.
Er.... *hug*

Sorry, I'm terrible at all these sorts of things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

Shush.
It's all good.
You will get cuddles even if you you don't do sympathy.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

What a lovely man you secretly are.
Don't worry, I'll not tell a soul.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

*checks debretts guide to manners
*can't find page

*mumbles sheepishly and wanders off
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'm extremely well mannered, most of the time.
If a little lacking...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

iknowiknow
mannersmakeththewoworsoemthing
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Blinging Jap Cruiser

(Fluffster, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

you know more
than you admit ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

one of many things I've seen on masamania.com
:D
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

FUCKing hell.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

woo and
yay for mad Japanese Van modification!!
(anubis, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

50k is the recomended filesize
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
please edit your post
( mictoboy, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

Sorted
Sorry
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

i just spazzed back and saw your nawty pixels
keep up the good work brother micto.

can we have a picture of a man buggering a chicken next or a woman blowing a goat.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

OMG HE IZ A REPTILES

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Clonetool-lols
Ah fuck it. Im off to bed. Na-night b3ta.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

yes indeed, that very thing


nn
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

LOLHEALBRUSH

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

Gotta love the heal tool!

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

You can't make me

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

*heals porsche's eyes*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

In the same way as Bush's eyes up there?
That would only make me dislike it more.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Guess not

(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

Go on. Who is it then?
TJ :
My pond webcam has filmed two "ladies" stealing stuff from my pond (after a quick head count I don't think they managed to catch any fish, just nicked some pondweed).
Should I :

a) give a copy to the police
b) post it on youtube
c) post it on links
d) a combination of one or more of the above
e) pretend I didn't see the thieving bastards
f) something else?
 
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

you should do
D

also the local paper :D
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

install sirens and floodlights
for their return so you might release the klaxons and then put the film on fooltube.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

the local birdlife wouldn't enjoy that
:(

or the machine gun nest below, unfortunately
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

I have breeding tits
in four of my five boxes.
It makes me feel like less of a cunt to think about it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Excellent
I don't have a nesting box, although there's a pair of great tits nesting somewhere close.
I like to visit this blog for bird-related fluff birdcam.mission74.com/
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Install a machine gun nest and protect your property.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

You should:
1: remove fish,
2: place high-voltage cable in pond,
3: film results.

I installed a webcam in my porch a while back cos I had some mail nicked, and bloody hell I had no idea so many random yokels spent their days wandering round scoping out my house. My next nerd project may well be a motion activated railgun or something.
( tomsk, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

yeah, know what you mean
You think that it's peace and quite all day, when in reality there's an awful lot going on.
Mind you, this happened when I was in!
I was on my other PC wearing headphones so I didn't hear the camera alarm,
otherwise it may have turned out very unpleasantly.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

eliminate them .
or just put them on ignore for not spelling their name's the way you think they should be spelled
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

with an sci fi elmination ray*
_{*also known as a 50lb lump hammer}
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:54, archived)