Shazzam!


It feels a bit too Q&D posting above such class but here goes.....

From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha you can't say shazam!
Peter Griffin screams that when he ejaculates.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

how do you know?
( hackller has not been on for a long time, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

( prodigy69 on drink, painkillers and missing a tooth, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Who knew that early astronauts were so fat?
You live and learn.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I have a fungineering degree!
"We're whalers on the moon!"
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

My old optician is called Peter Griffin
do you know him?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Biblically.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

It's a Revelation!
I'm *so* sorry
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

You have caused Lamentations
:-( with your punge.


:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I keep trying to remember to shout
Diiiiive or
Wham, there's my love

but something makes me forget at the crucial moment
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

One of my exes once shouted the name 'Simon' in bed.
Happily, they're now married.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

all's well that ends well
still, bit of a blow. I turned a girl lez for about a week once.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

I'm surprised I didn't realise
it's very obvious to me now that he was just kidding himself trying to be with me. Although, in true Pete way, he said the nicest thing about it:

'Well you were my last shot at being straight. If any woman could keep me, it'd be you.'

:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

what a sweety.

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

You're not wrong, he's a wonderful poppet.
His hubby's glorious, too. Really sweet and tiiiiny ittle chap. Aw. Pete's about your build, but Kev's much smaller, bless him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Look at it this way
After you no other woman could compare :)
( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

:D
Hehe, well, how kind.

TBH every breakup has been entirely worth it to find my special little Lamblet.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Thunder...Thunder...
THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

He Man FTW.
I have the POWEEEEEEEEER
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

5! Duuuuh! 4! Duuuuh! 3! Duuuuh! 2! Duuuuh! 1.....
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!


1...oh crikey

Celebration pic in new thread or here?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Anything can happen in the next half-hour!
Or...eight minutes. Tops.

STINGRAY! DA-NA-NA-DA-NA
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Mariiiiiiiiinaaaaaaa

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

what a cunt...
nicely shopped though
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I was gonna fuck him up properly
but I just don't have the time.

:s
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

I think it does something bad to your 'puter
if you have an image of the git-wizard open in tattyshop for too long a time.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

*closes*
That must be what happened to my pc at home!

Now when I open photoshop it pixelates everything!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

it's all a big con anyway! he chews oxygum! you can see that as he's just about to blow a bubble gum bubble!
( hackller has not been on for a long time, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

for his terrible mouth-acne?

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Nioce taggage.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

how sweet
he has your name tattooed on him:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

He loves me!
I've told him not to hold his breath but he wouldn't listen!

:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Is David Blaine's only trick constantly looking like a confused and hungover student?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

arrrrrrg
kill it with hammers and big blocks of ice!! :D
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Pot and Kettle?
I'm still having treatment after looking at some of your stuff :)
( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

eeeeeeuwww, that hand is creeping me out

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:11, archived)