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(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Winnah!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

That's great.
in other news I'm having a fucking heart attack.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

any particular reason?
or are you just unwell?
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

I'm hoping that m3ssential has caught up with his interweb viewing
by now so I can talk about it.
Manchester United have just won the European Champions League cup final on a penalty shoot-out. I've never, ever been more nervous. I nearly pissed my pants and even turned it over 3 times because I could not bear to watch.

edit:// also, fuck you Peter Kenyon, you turncoat bastard. Enjoy your no trophies this season.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

they won?
i was having visions of manchester being trashed by pissed-off fans and hearing the rangers fans saying "see? it wasn't our fault!"
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

We would not have trashed the place.
We would have just cried. I've cried anyway. I'm so bastard livid I did not go to Moscow.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:49, archived)

it's cold, expensive and full of russians.
not that i've got anything against russians, i just feel awkward around people talking in a language i don't understand
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

I've been loads of times
( we used to buy ships for scrap from Kiev ) but football matches have taken over a huge part of my life in the past and even though the wife is a footy fan ( we went to paris together for the world cup final 98 and Barcelona the last time Utd won the ECL ) I decided last year to tone down my attendance. I could have had tickets for this 2 months ago but Utd were not yet in the final and I dithered then said no. I'm such an idiot. Barcelona was the best night of my life. I am looking at the TV just agonising that I'm not there sharing.

Moscow is lovely btw.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

i'd like to go to russia
well, through russia, actually. i'd like to go on a camping/backpacking trip through europe, starting in france and winding up in china.
when i win the lottery, i may do it.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

Word to that !
I nearly pissed myself with nerves during the game and then nearly pissed myself with laughter seeing Kenyon's face at the end.
(duff-paddy, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:46, archived)