become a whore and do both of course!
18. Profit!
( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

...with bonus crack
/ac surprisingly. Go figure.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I did that night
/slept with the boss blog
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

was he a gentle lover?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

...
She was rubbish... and made the next six months hell.

Like it was my fault
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

You joke...
But that's exactly what I did. :)
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

In East Anglia?
You're lucky to be alive!
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Oh no, this is in Scotland.
Yes. An East Anglian whore in Edinburgh. I really am lucky.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:47, archived)