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(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

yup

optimisation is your friend
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

Except the brunnette one.
All the guys like her.
(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

She's nice
but Kim Cattrall holds a special place in my heart thanks to Porky's
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

I think she's boring.
I'm into the ginger one for some odd reason.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Her bloke makes me laugh
he's the only normal person in the fucking show
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

The show has blokes in it?
I assume they are constantly ridiculed and belittled.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

and
shagged
(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

agreed.
I don't rate the rest.
(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

do try to keep below 50k chap

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

hum
fixed :D
(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

ninja like skills
well done
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

good man!
and good pic too
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

I'm having venison on Sunday
Braw
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oooooh make the leftovers into pie with lamb and stout gravy.
Lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

i say, you gel!
i've got shock em dead downloaded and ready to watch tonight? if i can can cobble together money for a stamp do you want me to post a copy?
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ooooh, yes, but only if you can afford to lose a disc as well.
You lovely chap.

I really do hope you enjoy it, it'd be shite if you don't now, after all the talking up I've done.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

its not like it cost me anything
i've got a disc knocking around somewhere, no worries. gaz me your address and i'll send it down sometime in the forseeable
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

Ooooooooh I shall!
Thankyou!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

venison is deer isn't it?
I've never had it, how is it cooked?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

Like steak
or in a pie. Nice stuff.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Awful!
Hahahaha....oh wait.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Yes, it is quite expensive



sorry
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

I knew someone had to post that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

roasted mostly
or stewed, or fried if it's been filetted.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

phwoar
I was going to have a venison leg the other day; my sister's quite the huntress. But i accidentally left it too long and it went green.

:(
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

mmmmm.... venison and red wine sausages FTW!

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

*covets*
where's my invite?
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

There's only 6 chairs and they're all full up I'm afraid
Get thee t' Wathamstow dogs and 'ave scampi and be glad of it.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

don't care would still do them untill my willy fell off

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

That'd probably be once
given some of the diseases they have.

Allegedly.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)

don't the rubbery things stop most of them
and of course the worst std of them all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

Not if you believe the Catholic church
in which case the only things the rubber things stop are babies, which God really REALLY hates. Almost as much as he hates foreskins, but not quite.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

well the goatskin frenchies don't stop stds
And why pray tell does god hate foreskins? Because they make wanking so much easier?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

I assume so
I've asked Him but He didn't reply. Probably too busy running around in little boys' bedrooms at night to see if they've been cut or not.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Isn't that what he has preists for?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

Nah
That's just to keep them happy and occupied and off His back.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)