(Spaff_QuafferWise fwom your gwave., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:28,
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HA HA, send it to Viz (you might get a tenner)
also "Hear my story about how I wa*ked the length of Britain for charity"
(Colonel DraculaTwo manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:34,
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